Clean-Cut Hunk-Next-Door Type ... With Serious Erotic Grunt!

Elliot Malone is one of those cross-over guys - boyfriend material with hard-core one-night stand possibilities! If you got him home, it'd be hard to know whether to have coffee and a nice chat - or just bend him over the couch (or anything) and fuck him and fuck him and fuck him.

When a guy's this boy-next-door, it's good to find he's also loaded in the dick department ...




... and in the funky and munchable dark hairy arm pit zone ...



Naturally Elliot's pleased about all these pretty superior attributes - so it's hard for him not to have at least a little smirk ...


... or to lapse into focused self-inspection work ...


... 'Wow, what a fuckin hot one!' ...


Sometimes he just feels like lying back and being (lustily) observed ...


... a lust which rises exponentially the closer you (read 'I') get ...



... and goes berserk when there's an added dark hairy hole situation ...


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And as we all know, there're no words - in any known language - for such a situation!

Now, in case you were worried bout the ominous lack of butt shots, be re-assured - it's big and firm and juicy ...


... and ready for that couch work mentioned earlier!

Could HRH T. Be The Hardest Working 'Actor' in the Porno-Sphere?

I reckon the answer's gotta be 'yes'!

Bet you can't name another contender - you can try though!

Whatever ... Teo still manages to do very superior flip flop sucking ... and being the real 'gentleman' he is starts things off, oral-wise ...


... though maybe he just got over-excited by the thick stocky dick with its lollipop pink head (like me) ...



Cos Teo's so fuckin hot, his friend can't repress the inevitable dick grab ...


... on the way ...


... to getting HRH's cock right down his throat ...


... and once his nose is buried deep in that thick dark bush, he's like a pig at his trough - cos he's NOT any kinda gentleman ...



Prince T. of course ignores such breeches of protocol and, as you'd expect, politely ... lets his friend cum all over his face ...


... and even wipes his dick clean on his chest ...


I'm so impressed - it's a plan for my next root!!!

Noel Coward and 'Nina'

Never been particularly keen on Noel Coward - I'd seen a few of his plays ('Private Lives', 'Design for Living' and 'Blithe Spirit') and, if I thought anything, I guess it would've been he was second rate Oscar Wilde.

And it wasn't him not being hairy-chested and 'blokey' (like me) - just an aversion to the exaggerated and bitchy thing, all the worse for being dressed up in a certain class elitism.

But yesterday I had a new respect for Coward as a writer and performer after seeing and hearing his 1955 performance of 'Nina' - the wickedly clever lyrics and their delivery pithy sparkle and explode like noisy fireworks, for example ...

She said with most refreshing candour
That she thought Carmen Miranda
Was subversive propaganda

... and ...

She said that love should be impulsive
But not convulsive

Still chuckling ... how bout you?

News Flash - 'That Blog' Up and Running Again

After being closed down for reasons that weren't immediately obvious, 'that blog' has been resurrected as 'Fast Footwork'.

Clicking on the small image of the banner of the blog on this main page will get you there.

I'll be putting up new posts and a few 'oldies but goodies'. Requests are also taken!

So, for those with this added (and fab) persuasion we'll see how it goes!

Positions for A More Than Decent Three-Way

Must be way out of the loop, threesome-wise, cos not only are some of these positions reasonably untried by me but, looking at the images of these guys going for it, I'm not even sure the order they could viably be done in.




Of course the truly experienced among you will chuckle, knowing they can be achieved in any order, well, at least by you!




But I suspect some combinations here are more difficult to string together than others, like winning at Mahjong with the 'seven layers of heavenly pleasure' combination.




Cum to think of it, I've always been a great believer in education - and learning of course goes hand-in-hand with practice, lots of it.




So I'd better find two other guys ... and get to it!

BTW, did these guys miss any positions out?

Don't be shy to say!

Knowing doesn't mean you're a slut, well, probably doesn't!

Villa Escudero and Strange Pre-Historic Plastic Fish

In 2004, we were in the Philippines for three and a half months and our trusty 'Lonely Planet' guide took us to Villa Escudero, two-three hours by bus from Manila, depending on the traffic.







The Villa is in fact the center piece of a working coconut plantation founded in 1872 by the Escudero family - one of whose descendants can still be seen patrolling round the grounds in his motorized wheelchair accompanied by attendants and servants.







Part of the Villa's current income is derived from a tourist resort that has been developed long side it and on the river.





From the front gate you are taken by carabao-drawn cart ...







... to your bungalow ...





... which overlooks the water ...







... which is full of strange pre-historic 'plastic' fish (above) ... and more ordinary koi carp ...







Unexpectedly, the most interesting aspect of the villa is it's museum, a real C19 'cabinet of curiosities' full of historical mementos, old photographs and oddities crammed into dusty old glass cases.



Including, even more surprisingly and unknown to me, examples of one of the pre-colonial written scripts, Babayin, which had been derived from an ancient Kavi script of Java ...

Babayin Script 'Ang Ama Namin' (1593)

Predictably, the use of these scripts was gradually discouraged (or repressed) in the time after 1521.



But were still known and practised at the end of the century, as this example of 'Ang Ama Namin' shows.



Being a total novice, calligraphy-wise, I was and still am primarily reacting to the extraordinarily decorative quality of the script!



I see a feature wall ... better not go there!