Will Helm - My New

Imaginary Cyber Squeeze

It's official guys - after yesterday's post, Will Helm became my new imaginary cyber squeeze. I was lying in bed late last night when I came to the realisation (all puns intended) he was the most erotically perfect guy on the planet ... well, for this week any way - you know how fickle we all are!

Now, Will's selfing must go down as a high water mark in the annals of porn, such that we must savour him close up and far and all distances in between - as a whole and in bits ...

No post would be complete of course without the money shots ...

... made even more special by Will being a long distance shooter ...

Now guys, for me, it's hard to decide what's more erotically compelling about Will - his lips which promise all kinds of carnal pleasures ... or his dick with it's irresistibly suckable lollipop pink head.

How bout you?

In One Mind And One Only

Don't think you'll be at all surprised that I am in one mind and one mind only about Will Helm - none of yesterday's 'cute boy dirty boy' ambivalence and confusion!

So without further ado ...

The hottest man on the planet?

Could be!

What do you think?

In Two Minds

I woke up this morning in two minds - gently romantic and crotch-grindingly sleazy.

I had Matthew Derrek in mind to sweetly tender to the first emotion ...

 ... and 'Big Weapon' (probably not be the name on his birth certificate) to work out the second, in a much more sweaty, gritty and abandoned fashion ...

What takes your fancy today?

Maybe you need to check part of Big Weapon's video ...

... just in case you're finding it difficult to decide!

Another Side of Miriam Margolyes

I've tried for such a long time to avoid doing this post - but sometimes, and in a moment of weakness, one's sense of proportion fails.

Many will mostly know Miriam Margolyes from two of the 'Harry Potter' films in which she played Professor Sprout. Where she's a safe and cosy commodity.

But she can be much less so, as you may also know from her appearances of the Graham Norton Show.

I love her on being out as a lesbian and and life modelling for Augustus John ...

... and her 'service' during World War Two ...

The whole point of this post, of course, is to demonstrate there's just something special about great diction.

Wouldn't you agree?

The One Image Post

Sometimes a dick is so totally perfect ... one image is all it needs to make a completely successful post.

A thick shaft. With creamy-milk coloured skin. Pulsing blue veins. A pink head. 

Could you ask for more?!