Monday, 9 July 2012


Ashton and the Magic Homburg Hat



Now homburg hats are all very nice in their way, but I'm not so sure that this would be the very best time and place for our friend Ashton here to don one ... that is if he's interested in 'gentlemen callers'.

But let's trust his judgment on this for a moment ...




Curiously, for some reason, my attention is being distracted
and I've forgotten about that headgear ... or even if he had a head at all - except on the end of his dick ...




Yep, he does have a head - I remember now. Nice one too.



Now here's where our trust in Ashton's judgment is rewarded.


Like rubbing a magic lamp to make a genie appear, he cunningly removes the homburg ... and a hot root manifests, hard and ready for action ...






And history is in the making ...
















Believe in magic now? 


I certainly do!

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Bus Drivers Aren't Quite What They Used To Be


Not sure about your neck of the woods, but bus drivers over here are, sadly, a bit less welcoming when you attempt to mount their vehicle for a ride - so to speak!







I suspect this might be where you put your fare ...



... and this might be your change ...



So if Theo Zolt is your next bus driver ...


... how would you feel about taking a journey with him?
A Moment of Levity


I know you'll see this coming a mile off but ...

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven. Don't step on the ducks!'

So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.

Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw. St. Peter chains them together and says, 'Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!'

The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter. With him is another extremely ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.

The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.

She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St. Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on ... very tall, long eyelashes, muscular.


St. Peter chains them together without saying a word. The happy woman says, 'I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?'

The guy says, 'I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck.'

Thursday, 5 July 2012


E.O. Hoppé (1878-1972) – Forgotten Famed 1920s Photographer?

Customer in a snack bar, London, c.1935

Cecil Beaton called E.O. Hoppé ‘The Master’ and he was certainly one of the most famous photographers in the world in the 1920s.

E.O. Hoppé by Cecil Beaton

Hoppé tackled a range of subjects: land and city scapes, portraits, people at work, the nude and people in their tribal or ethnic contexts.

His portraits of working class people seem to work best. Though rather hampered by formal considerations, they have an immediacy that’s appealing. Most are honed down to focus on the sitter’s face, which adds to the impact of the image. The photographer avoids the trap of overworked social comment or, worse, sentimentalising or, worse still, satirising.

Flora, flower lady, Piccadilly Circus, London

 Jewish immigrant, New York City, c.1919 

 Mrs. Bennett, English type, 1921

 Mrs. Annie Brown, sheep farmer, (and mother of 12 children) Tasmania, 1930

 Jewish African type, New York, 1921

 Speakers’ Corner, Hyde Park

Oxford Street, London, 1934

Some of the land and city scapes have a delicious and not too forced over geometrical composition. I’m obviously an old unreconstructed formalist!

 Richmond Park, Surrey, 1925

 Workmen’s dwellings, Leipzig, 1938

 Country Road, Kent, 1925

 Track

British Museum Station, London, 1937

One of the strengths of catching people at work, I think, is their ‘in the moment’ quality. You feel as though you could walk into the photograph and engage those present.

 Cats Meat Seller, London, 1933

 Taxicab Shelter, Piccadilly, London, 1934

 Street Scene, Berlin, 1928

Making waxworks at Madam Tussaud’s, London

All up I’ve loved finding the work of  E.O. Hoppé – though I have the sneaking suspicion at times I’m looking at high end ‘Life’ magazine photography.

What do you think?

Wednesday, 4 July 2012


‘Lewis’ Video – What’s Your Reaction?


While I was downloading the Royal Ballet’s 1968 ‘Nutcracker’ yesterday, I was given a You Tube suggestion of a foot fetish video - go figure! Was ‘nutcracker’ the prompt - LOL!

Well, cos I don’t have any aversion to feet at all at all, I checked out the upload and the channel - e2boy's @ http://www.youtube.com/user/e2boy?feature=results_main, which is operated by Graham, a British gay guy into other guys' trainers, socks and bare feet.

So far, ok.

There are a ton of videos on the site but the one I was suggested was titled ‘Lewis’ and involved an interviewer approaching a 23 year old guy in the street about his footwear and talking the interviewee’s shoes and socks off.















 While I’m into feet and the guy is cute, this film struck me as more than kinda creepy – and I couldn’t help wondering at what point Lewis suspected he was being put upon rather than participating in a survey about foot apparel. Certainly when he was being groped.


 This situation of course could occur for any kind of fetish or sexual activity.

What was your reaction?