Monday 28 May 2012

The Cowboy


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife.

She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job.

One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town that Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return.

Two o'clock and no hired hand.

Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots."

He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks."

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt."

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

"Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said,

"If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

Tuesday 8 May 2012

Will Helm - My New
Imaginary Cyber Squeeze


It's official guys - after yesterday's post, Will Helm became my new imaginary cyber squeeze. I was lying in bed late last night when I came to the realisation (all puns intended) he was the most erotically perfect guy on the planet ... well, for this week any way - you know how fickle we all are!

Now, Will's selfing must go down as a high water mark in the annals of porn, such that we must savour him close up and far and all distances in between - as a whole and in bits ...


























No post would be complete of course without the money shots ...



... made even more special by Will being a long distance shooter ...





Now guys, for me, it's hard to decide what's more erotically compelling about Will - his lips which promise all kinds of carnal pleasures ... or his dick with it's irresistibly suckable lollipop pink head.

How bout you?

Monday 7 May 2012

In One Mind And One Only


Don't think you'll be at all surprised that I am in one mind and one mind only about Will Helm - none of yesterday's 'cute boy dirty boy' ambivalence and confusion!

So without further ado ...










The hottest man on the planet?

Could be!

What do you think?

Friday 4 May 2012

In Two Minds

I woke up this morning in two minds - gently romantic and crotch-grindingly sleazy.

I had Matthew Derrek in mind to sweetly tender to the first emotion ...








 ... and 'Big Weapon' (probably not be the name on his birth certificate) to work out the second, in a much more sweaty, gritty and abandoned fashion ...


























What takes your fancy today?

Maybe you need to check part of Big Weapon's video ...


... just in case you're finding it difficult to decide!