Saturday 29 November 2008

That Most Elusive of Blog Posts - The Hairy Inner Crack


There are tons hairy butt posts - you see them splashed through nearly every gay blog.

From the mouthwateringly restrained ...


... through the controlled gorilla ...


... to the plain scary ...


But there is a real lack in the post-o-sphere of the buffed butt which, when opened, reveals the elusive hairy inner crack.

Like with clouds, every crack should have a furry lining.







I was just going to prepare breakfast but then here it is ... all ready made!
Old Camphor Wood Boxes and Their Contents


You may well be wondering what the lacy and dainty little dress above has to do ... with an incredibly blokey guy like me.

Well, it happens to be my great grandfather's christening robe. So there!

Not so long ago, it came out of an old camphor wood box at our family home. A box that had been brought as a souvenir in China by my great aunt - an extraordinary woman who traveled the globe in the late C19 ... unaccompanied and sporting one rather not-so-fetching crazy glass eye!


And then I wore this robe at my own christening! Or so I'm told - not that I remember.

The question now is - does this count as drag?

Not that I've done any since - no judgment!
Ota - New Blog Super Icon!!!


No, you are not having an acid trip flashback.

Yes, this is another Ota post.

And yes, this is verging on obsession.

OK ok ok!!! Sue me!!!









Reckon what's so totally addictive bout Ota is that, not only is he super super 'blond' cute and seemingly innocent (LOL), but, at the same time, totally luscious, succulent and erotic: big fleshy arms, shoulders, pecs and butt ... .

So any re-posting complaints!!!

Thursday 27 November 2008

Film Inside Le Moulin Rouge in the 1890s and A Bit More of La Goulue (Louise Weber, 1866-1929)


I've done a couple of posts on Le Moulin Rouge in the late C19 and its most famous star, La Goulue, Louise Weber.

I've just found four more very tiny (not good quality :<) pieces of footage - place and person. The first and second give a close-up of La Goulue around the turn of the century - as proprietress of her own tent show at a fair, accompanied by her little monkey in a cage.
CLIP 1



Clip 2




The first also shows La Goulue doing a few dance steps in front of her caravan home round 1925, the film beginning a little before the footage I posted previously.

The third clip has what seems to be a parade entering the outdoor garden of Le Moulin Rouge - there is the same raised stage with an orchestra that you see in the old photographs.


Clip 3



The final clip has two sequences.

One of 'dancers' flirting with top-hatted patrons at tables inside Le Moulin Rouge, probably somewhere between 1895 and 1900.

And the other, a close-up of the outside of the famed establishment, traffic passing by.


Clip 4




I wonder what's going to turn up next!

Wednesday 26 November 2008

Facebook as the New Global Village


Just realizing the potential of Facebook as the new global village!

In a world where we are all feeling more and more alienated from each other (I haven't the faintest clue who my neighbours are), it's encouraging to find a place where this trend is startlingly reversed.

I recently joined the Facebook community at the insistence of an acquaintance, and, with nothing better to do with my time, started searching there for old friends. And then, with even more time on my hands, for people much better known than my buddies i.e. famous persons.

Cyberspace seems to be the post of the C19, where you are alone in some distant part of a country and your social relationships are realized by correspondence - the daily mail (or, in my case, males).

So having sleuthed down a few from my first category and reconstituted them into parallel 'Facebook friends', I decided to turn my attention to famous bods.

And tentatively sent out a single request for 'friendship'.

And then the totally unexpected happened!

The totally fabulous famous person responded - encouragingly! And we have had some exchanges - not going to try to make more of it than that! We are not about to start phoning or visiting or living together! But a bit of interaction is good!

I don't 'kiss and tell' but you can visit me at http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=544793721&ref=name to find out who and to eaves-drop!

In the meantime, four hints could be:





So off to Facebook my friends!
I Think the Blonds Have It! Ota, A Postscript


Would I kill for a couple of hours with Ota?

Probably not ... possibly not ... mmm ... look, I better back to you on that one!





In my next life ... .

Postscript - For Greg



The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Ralph


When Ralph first noticed that his dick was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his boyfriend. But after several weeks, it had grown fifty centimetres.


Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking.

So he and his boyfriend went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to them that, though rare, Ralph's condition was 'terminal' but could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Ralph be on crutches?' the boyfriend asked anxiously.

'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the boyfriend coldly, 'you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't you?'




Figured out which one is Ralph yet?
I haven't!

Tuesday 25 November 2008

Blowing Big Marco Vega


Don't know what you guys think bout really really hot Italian hunks ... with great big thick long hard dicks?

If they just make you wanna yawn, reckon you better close this web page right now ... and go do something else ... like watching some nice gray paint drying.

But if the first photo of Mario Vega aka Blaze gives you a dry throat and some movement between your legs, you probably should continue down the page - after all, you can always watch gray paint drying!








Bet you're wondering right now - 'Fuck I gotta get a vid of this guy getting that bitta meat sucked!' Wonder no longer:




Having dizziness? Palpitations? Arrhythmia? ???

Monday 24 November 2008

Unexpected Things


I was wandering round over the week-end and quite unexpectedly came across a pond of lilies in full bloom.

Yellow ...


... and purple ones ...



Some bubbles rose to the surface and joined together, reminding me of the haiku ...

The moment two bubbles
are united, they both vanish.
A Lotus blooms.
Kijo Murakami (1865-1938)

And I'd just gone to the shop to get some milk!!!