How Things Come About

I think these …

… are what the person who quipped ‘He didn’t get lips like that sucking lemons’ had in mind.

I’d propose this guy keeps those lips in the great shape they are in by not sucking my lemons … and working on my dick. 

Of course he could take a break - every now and then - to snog me!

Just as a point of clarification, would 'pouting' be another appropriate word to use here?

What's In A Name!

This is yet another 'Ricky Martinez' - but the name's not the thing, as we well know. I don't know about you guys, but whoever he is, this guy has got absolutely what it takes to get me completely in and more.

There're the full broad muscular shoulders ...


... the fabulous face - totally beautiful and totally erotic ...


... the red hot dick - where's never going to be a gagging situation ...


... and its a bit closer-up shot - accompanied by THE sweetest and most seductive smile - in my dreams we're just about to have the kiss that puts me into paradise ...


Nearly forget his big juicy near-bubble butt, not!


And I reckon he's putting out the 'Welcome' mat here ...


... don't you!

Tyler Bachtel - Oiled Up ... And Putting A Bit More Out There

The hottest guy on the planet (aka Tyler Bachtel) is going the way of all sensible hot male models with a (panting) gay following - he's doing it more erotic ...



... and showing more body parts - here in some half decent indecently hot butt shots ...



I think it's initially all in the lips ... and then spreads out from there.

So if I'm ever asked on The Actors Studio:

'If heaven exists, what will you say when you get there?'

I have my answer ready:

'I'm willing to go to the other place - if I just get a couple of hours snogging Tyler Bachtel'

A win-win situation, don't you think!

The Lips Have It

It's so very hard to get past a full naturally pouting pair of lips.


And when the guy drops his mouth open so you can almost taste him ...


... I'm beyond help and reason!

Tyler Bachtel - Immediate Reprise!

I restate my case - for Tyler Bachtel, it's (nearly) all in the lips. Total brain-jamming eroticism!!!


That is greatly intensified by the cleft chin and when his mouth is slightly open.


But enough of all that - how bout some flesh? Just for a bit of a diversion.

Ok, the pits, and the nips (for Peter) ...


... and the hunky not-too-gym-trained shoulders and bod ...



... and a peak at his perky little butt ...


... and finally, but not least, the (outline :< of his) dick and balls.

Now, are you ready for the biggest surprise? When Ty smiles, he's a whole other person, entirely! Adds a kinda Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde angle to his modeling.


Though I'm not sure that the smiling thing is absolutely right for Tyler - what do you reckon? Can't help thinking it makes him look like 'very erotic guy meets Dorris Day and Bette Midler'. Those teeth are just so fucking big! Beautiful but SO out there!

Or do you simply now fall for him in quite another way?

Tyler Bachtel - New Irish Super Model and Hot Hot Fox

Tyler Bachtel is a 23 year model from Dublin, so ...

... and ... and ... and ...

... which are the only photographs I could find.

But the really good news is that, after an exhaustive google, I located the following jocks-only video.



I'll be following this guy's career, big time!

It's all in the lips! And the blue eyes. And the cleft chin. And ... . What do you reckon?

Vince Azzopardi - Gives Highly Evolved Face

Vince Azzopardi is a Brit from Derby with a completely Italian name who now works in the States as an actor and model ... as you would. Another equally valid way of thinking of him is that he's 19 years old, a hunky 6'3" and 13 stone.

Vince does the highly-buffed and squeaky-clean glossy magazine stuff ...




... and the same with the grunt that of a bit of beautician-applied dirt and grim can give.





Great black and white images are in his rep ...



... as are the usual teasing semi-bush shots ...




... and casual at home 'snapshots'.



But I still reckon it's all in his lips!

Rex Adam and Kevin Wolf - 'Give Good Face'

Rex Adam and Kevin Wolf are two examples of that rarest of rare breeds - the super cute blond hottie. And they even have an added bonus, as if there could be more! Lips to die for.

Rex Adam

Kevin Wolf

Rex has that irresistible fluffy blond thing going. Makes you wanna just get your arms around him and nuzzle your face into his casual but calculated bouffant.









There a nice clip of him on a photo shoot, chatting about the vagaries of being a model - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6aI7ja1z2Y. I can't seem to upload it here so just cut and paste the link if you feel like more of him. He's got a real sweet but hot voice and manner.

In contrast, Kevin Wolf has a slicked up gelled thing going, but with equal calculation. That you just wanna mess right up. And, as is obvious in the photo above, he has the added added bonus that he 'gives (very) good dick'!







Now that's a REAL added bonus!