No Speed Bumps

The Trials and Tribulations of Being a Ralph

When Ralph first noticed that his dick was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his boyfriend. But after several weeks, it had grown fifty centimetres.

Ralph became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking.

So he and his boyfriend went to see a prominent urologist.

After an initial examination, the doctor explained to them that, though rare, Ralph's condition was 'terminal' but could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Ralph be on crutches?' the boyfriend asked anxiously.

'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the boyfriend coldly, 'you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't you?'

Figured out which one is Ralph yet? I haven't!