Politically Correct Humour, Not?

Not sure this joke is at all PC. Not that I'm worrying myself unduly about posting it!


Q: What did one condom say to the other, as they walked into the gay bar?

A: 'Let's get shit-faced!' '


Okay, what do you think?

If you think it's non-PC, did you laugh?

Phillip Togni and the Transitoriness of All Things

While I was away overseas recently, a casual friend developed a brain tumour and died.

I was stunned.

And have been catching myself repeatedly thinking about the transitoriness of all things.

I usually drift (happily) from day to day without the sense of time passing or of moving unavoidably and finitely forward. As probably do we all. I have the feeling of things being cyclic and for ever, emotionally not cognitively of course!

The last time I was powerfully taken by these ideas was while and after watching the Bertolucci film 'The Sheltering Sky' (1990), based on the Paul Bowles 1949 novel. Set in the Moroccan desert, the central protagonists are New Yorkers Port and Kit Moresby trying to resolve their marriage, and their friend Tunner. But in this arid landscape, many of the comfortable and necessary illusions they have constructed for themselves are stripped away.

I was struck by the recurring theme of never knowing, when you are doing a thing, whether it is for the last time. There is the sense that there always will be another time/s - otherwise life's transitoriness can be unbearable.

So I began to wonder when I last saw Phillip. And couldn't. And the thought is uncomfortable. For more than one reason.

One Holy Grail - The Truly Great Snail Trail

The 'treasure trail' is often the first station of the cross. Well named as a promise of things to come, though not always realized.

Now, truly great trails are not that common - in my experience, they are few and far between. And when you find one, it's not necessarily accompanied by a truly great anything else.


But the truly great trail alone will get me into a total frenzy, whatever else is attached!



There is a variant - the truly great defuse trail.


And very very occasionally and if you are incredibly lucky, you'll find the holiest of grails - a truly great trail associated with a truly great bush.



Finally, there's that most elusive truly great trail of all ...


... the one attached to a truly hot blond bloke!

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Leighton Schultz - Big ... and Big!

Leighton Schultz is a big (beautiful) bloke ...



... but this is not always/often a promise of things to come. But ever now and then, you are not disappointed ... at all at all, bend and all.


Even slack-ish, it's fucking impressive! Not that I'm a size queen - just in awe of one of nature's not-so-little miracles.


In case you imagine it's only something to do with the photography of male nudes, spread your own hand against your dick, like Leighton ...


... and you won't be able to stop yourself yelling 'WOW WOW WOW' - at his dick, not yours!

But if the hollering is for yours, I wanna see a big pixel pic! Just email me at ... well, you know the rest.

Sore Throat Cure

Ever tried this cure? Bet you have!

Did it work?

More to the point, did you get caught!

Joseph Sayers - God-Given Trail

Kinda fascinated by the super erotically-charged trail of persona chameleon Joseph Sayers. Definitely one of the very best I've ever seen. How bout you?



Though a relentless and determined model whoever he's 'being', I've tried to select a few less 'glossy' photographs. However even the in-your-face dick shots seem to have come from a fashion magazine shoot! Guess in some peoples' minds this approach translates porn into something acceptable. Serious nude photography is another thing again, and has a long 'art' history, though not incompatible with sensuality and sexuality of course.





Whatever ... the trail played no small part in getting Joseph selected as the Blog's first icon!