Could 'Blackie' Here Be the Einstein of Birds?

A Very Big Disappointment Today

I had a bitter disappointment today - I found a video of one of my all-time favorite guys. A guy who I'd only ever had photos of.

I bet you can see where this is going!

He's 'Patrick', mainly at Corbin Fisher ...






And I'd had the photo set from the video shoot with him and Ryan ...












And then today there was that video. In which Patrick came across as a bit more 'elegant' than I'd imagined from his photos. Not that 'elegant' is at all bad - just not my mood for him ... his cuteness needs to be played against some grit!



http://www.boyztube.com/members/viewVideo.php?video_id=8705&title=Suck_my_cock

Now, the clip isn't in fact all that bad (LOL) ... I guess the size of a disappointment is in direct relation to the level of your obsession.

So maybe you'll enjoy the video after all!

And it does have some redeeming features - one being that it's nearly half an hour long!

Postscript - I've just watched the clip again (and again) ... and I take it all back - what can I have been thinking!!!!

How to Avoid the Neighbours ... Without Really Trying

Sometimes you just don't wanna see people.

But you really can't say 'I Vanna Be Alone' - cos that's been well and truly done (Greta Garbo 'Grand Hotel', 1932).

There is another solution - the deer butt hole door bell! Of course, other animals do equally well.

Now, the only people who are likely to press you 'buzzer' ... may well be just the kinda people you do VANNA see!

Teo and Ivan Suck and Fuck

I have the feeling that someone once said a video is worth a thousand photographs. Or something to that effect!

Ok. Let's carry out a simple empirical experiment to check on this nefarious theory.

Here are some images of my great buddy Teo ... and of someone else who they want to call Ivan at Chaosmen. The Adorable and Unspeakably Fuckable One is doing the sucking and the very good up-the-butt work.





Now here's the video of the guys ... doing it all over again while the movie camera rolls.

Okay, so what do you reckon?

Which is most aesthetically pleasing, the photos or the video - i.e. which gives you a raging hard-on that must be blown?

PS - I love the doggie work mini-thrusting near the end! Real animal rutting - this video really should also be shown on 'Animal Planet'!!!

If neither do - you are the opposite of over-sexed ... or haven't had it for a (long) while!

'Nature Magazine' - Best Fauna Photographs for 2007-2008

Got the bit between my teeth with nature photographs - so I thought I should to a fauna post to go with the flora and landscape one.















The last photograph should always be a super cute one, don't you think ?!

Some Movement on the Dayton Schlosser Front

As you can see from the image below, we're getting there - abet very slowly. On the grail-like quest for Dayton's 'schlosser'.


Not quite what I prophesied in my last post! But maybe it was a very cold day?

However, I kinda agree with Alan in Florida - we're probably going to be waiting till Hell freezes over for the Full Monty!

Whatever ... I'm an optimist!

And Dayton has promised me!

What's in a Name? Everything, Actually!

My favorite word for it is 'dick'. Friendly yet uncompromisingly hot.

'Cock' (for me) sounds a bit too aggressive, not that aggro is a totally bad thing!

And 'prick' is nice and medium hot but has unfortunately gathered round it other associations!

'Penis'? Mmm. Has this word actually been used by two genuine gay guys - ever? Accept when they visit a clap doctor - but even then!

'Schlong' was popular on the gay scene here for a while and has a certain appeal. Makes it sound long and fat and heavy! Mmm - maybe this is my new favorite all over again!

And of course there are the euphemisms, such as 'the crown jewels'. Which are truly sad ... accept when you're telling Great Aunt Maude about the surprise you got when ripped down the jocks of the guy you picked up last Saturday night only to find ... ! As she stuffs down another big ... hot ... sticky ... scone - in rabid expectation.

And when Dayton here rolls over onto his back ...

Dayton Schlosser

... I'll be coining a new word for it - 'a schlosser'! Shortish, very thick, small pink head and with a big pulsating vein down the left side? Come on Dayton - prove me wrong!

I imagined there were a ton of words for it but am finding it hard to grind out a list of even 10!

Is it just me?

Just tell me what all the other ones are!

Now you may think this is all just an excuse for a dick post. And of course it is! So without further ado ...

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So guys, of these 'big boys' which make your mouth - or butt hole - twitch?

The Beauties of Nature

Sometimes even the most hard-bitten cynic is moved by the beauty of the natural world.






My travel bags are out ... and half packed!