No Speed Bumps

What's in a Name? Everything, Actually!

My favorite word for it is 'dick'. Friendly yet uncompromisingly hot.

'Cock' (for me) sounds a bit too aggressive, not that aggro is a totally bad thing!

And 'prick' is nice and medium hot but has unfortunately gathered round it other associations!

'Penis'? Mmm. Has this word actually been used by two genuine gay guys - ever? Accept when they visit a clap doctor - but even then!

'Schlong' was popular on the gay scene here for a while and has a certain appeal. Makes it sound long and fat and heavy! Mmm - maybe this is my new favorite all over again!

And of course there are the euphemisms, such as 'the crown jewels'. Which are truly sad ... accept when you're telling Great Aunt Maude about the surprise you got when ripped down the jocks of the guy you picked up last Saturday night only to find ... ! As she stuffs down another big ... hot ... sticky ... scone - in rabid expectation.

And when Dayton here rolls over onto his back ...

Dayton Schlosser

... I'll be coining a new word for it - 'a schlosser'! Shortish, very thick, small pink head and with a big pulsating vein down the left side? Come on Dayton - prove me wrong!

I imagined there were a ton of words for it but am finding it hard to grind out a list of even 10!

Is it just me?

Just tell me what all the other ones are!

Now you may think this is all just an excuse for a dick post. And of course it is! So without further ado ...

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So guys, of these 'big boys' which make your mouth - or butt hole - twitch?