Best Predictor of a Furry Mangina
Ok guys, what do you reckon might be a good /the best predictor on a guy ... of a furry mangina?
The thickness of his facial hair (realized or potential)?
The amount of body hair in general?
The furriness of his crotch?
The bushiness of his armpits?
The amount of body hair in general?
The furriness of his crotch?
The bushiness of his armpits?
Let's take Jagger here as our instance. Study his image and note your mangina prediction from what you see.
You might find a rear view will give some additional clues.
So, what's your verdict?
If you said it was the denseness of his crotch fur ...
... you'd be dead right! And win a two-week vacation with Jagger in, let's say, ... Java!
All these angles indisputably prove the point!
If you got our quiz right, pack your bags. And, more to the point, towel down your slobbering mouth! You won't be allowed into airports in your current state.
Please, no comments about razors, electric or otherwise! Or waxing. Think of something else!
I am (thinking of something else). I am thinking his ghastly tattoos are probably fake and an insult to that noble art. If real they are a sad reflection of what he'd be like when one could have one's way with him ;)
ReplyDeleteSeriously, though - How come Ute Lemper goes uncommented(?) and aussi ici when any run of the mill cock picture, suck & fuck photo session gets people's attention? I guess I was mistaken on the whole premise of this blog's title. I mean, the organ between my ears is perfectly capable of appreciating all hormonal stimulus. But it seems to be at odds with its higher functions (which I have precious few of in any case, so perhaps this is a good thing) and your musical, historical, anthropological, cultural posts...
Maybe I am just weird. In fact I know I am ;)
sorry
tc, "Stay Well" (Weill, and Lotte still rules on that one and... most others) while I will try to stay "Lost in the Stars" or at a/dans un certain(e?) Bilbao bar...
"Actually" what I meant to add but forgot to was: aren't his fake tattoos borrowed from RLC? I remember my avatar having some similar only more Aztec or Aboriginal depending on my measure of conscious choice :-)
ReplyDeleteRLC was underrated for so long that it is almost a shame to see it fall apart because it's no longer a quiet, private place but a second home to millions of idiotic people (of all genders, languages, etcetera). That was why I left it. That was why I left 2nd Life back in 2006. Don't regret either. What has any of this to do with this specific post? No idea... :-)
Keep braving the wilderness and blog on and Capote's infamous fictional account struck me as phenomenal when I was 17 and twisted in not so good a way by the time I graduated from Uni.
Anyways, great balls you been posting lately and great music.
Apropos of whatever his name... I would need much hairier and lightly-coloured enticements. Don't you just hate guys who shave their chest? Well, obviously not - or a case by case thing, that I understand. Still... And Java? Dearie me. I am starting to think Díli and Port Moresby suddenly look most appealing. Unless I wanted to experience first-world high rise ghettos for the rich and desperate poverty elsewhere.
ReplyDeletehey pete
ReplyDeletei'd probably go for them being real and not aesthetically pleasing - but this of course might depend on one's point of view - maybe we should phone him up and sort the matter out!? his place and a few red wines or beers (again it's your 'point of view'!).
about ute lemper, i think it's a matter of your cultural focus - a lot of readers seem more USA oriented - and comment when it's stuff about the States, like the elaine stritch post. i do things here first for myself and if others care to read and/or comment then that's FAB. it's a blog for all parts of myself (i.e. for both organs!) and for all different kinds of people with very different interests.
in fact, i didn't know a great deal about ute lemper before i'd seen her here in Sydney - and this experience is what primarily spiked my interest and need to post.
by the way, it'd be nice/great to be in that Bilbao bar - right at this very moment - with a line of one ... two ... three ... ??? ... whiskeys ... to ease me into the night!
hey pete
ReplyDeleteit's twenty to three am - and sadly my brain is in a soggy and sad state - so i didn't de-code 'RLC' (Republican Liberty Caucus? LOL. maybe Royal Logistic Corps - perhaps not!)
will await the cypher!
nick
hey pete. hate them to pieces - they are about to be banned here in law - on pain or death! or was it the hairy chested men? LOL! i'm bi in this dept!
ReplyDeleteJava just popped into my head - no deep thinking or personal commitment involved - but there are some great temple sites ...so maybe it was a subliminal thing!
by the way, it was good to hear from you again!
smudgy kiss and a paralyzing hug!
(waiting for you RLC next comment)
I have had the luck & pleasure of seeing/listening/being exposed ;) to 5 times in Lisbon. Way back when I was young and in love with all things cabaret during the Weimar Republic. I adore some of her performances (mostly when she sticks to the original German or French - not so much the ones originally in English... I may be biased or bi..something) and can't stand things like her NY performance (CD and all) where she mangles Weill and adds nothing special to Tom Waits and the like. Funny, since she managed to do so in studio in her most recent 2 albums - the live recording apart...
ReplyDeleteI thought she was on to something uniquely hers in an interpretation of Brecht in the "But One Day" or whatever final three songs.
I much enjoyed her concert in Lisbon way back in 1998 (my first) but I thought her latest appearance here - 2 more scheduled for 2009, I won't be attending as she switched from affordable cultural centres to pricey casinos - (2008, at Casino Lisboa) a sell-out... Some performers can keep their energy, guts, flame going as long as they are alive (Alberta Hunter, Édith Piaf to the very end, Elis Regina, Cesária Évora nowadays) and some just gradually lose *it*.
Thanks for posting about her though. It is somewhat uncommon in english language blogs
as is much of what you post and I love :)
TC, Hugs
hey pete.
ReplyDeletewhen i started reading you comment - dear friend - i thought you were about to give a detailed confession of five mangina-exposures in Lisbon - my eyebrow was raised - but i was appearingly eager, as i am your friend and want to approve of all you do!
i love the way ute lepmer follows brecht's own 'bite' and diction (sticatto with flapped [r]'s and so on) - i posted his original version for comparison.
i have the sense that her NY stuff is angled to her perceived new broader international/casino/? audience.
and i wonder if this is simply a momentary changing of focus - or a real more fixed change - i'm not sure myself.
i was encouraged (in this) by her Paris 'theatre piece'(there was a set and props) at le chatelet - which dealt with issues of alienation.placement in th world and so forth - in an uncompromisingly austere way, musically speaking - not unlike brecht and much of the cabaret of the weimar republic.
by the way, i was in berlin before the wall came down and some more, and came across a cabaret venue quite by chance. i was amazed that it existed in the German Democratic Republic!
i try to venture out of my own culture-sphere as much as possible - sometimes to deafening silence! a risk worth taking though.
hugs
nick
NO comments about razors, or waxing?
ReplyDeleteThen how about tweazers? lol
Guess you won't be thrilled with me saying I prefer a less hairy man-ass.
Though gotta say that that cock and that nice man-ass makes up for it!
sers is good! but where's the pain stop and the pleasure begin - the fine line!
ReplyDeletehairy/hairless is all just personal preference stuff - he comes to me and then shaves it off before he heads off to your place - i think we have a good general sharing rule going on - don't you!
a damn fine dick - you are so right!
Jagger is very cute. Is he Eurasian?
ReplyDeletehey keith. i have no info at all bout 'jagger' (?!) but think you right about him being eurasian. and right about him being a cutie! nick
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