Thursday, 16 April 2009

Do You Like Eating Oysters?


Reckon Jared here belongs to the genus of oysterous delicioso within the phylum homo eroticus juvenalia. I know I've got all these category type terms buggered up but kinda feel no-one's going to care!

Delicioso cos he's got such a luscious pretty face! The kind that requires kissing. And lots of it. Before you go down to those pits ... and do whatever it is you (we) do there.


Though maybe shoulders like this puts Jared into the sub-phylum - homo eroticus juvenalia muscularitus? Could do!



Another possible genus classification might be erectus potentialis with this 'up up and away' physical characteristic. My terms are hopelessly out of control here - LOL! I should try to straighten them up but.





I knew all that Latin would cum in use one day!

It'll also let me help you with any translating difficulties you may get into, if you're going to put your minds to any categorizing of your own.

So ... ?

12 comments:

  1. Down in Lawnguylan NooYawk they are called "eersters". As in "I thot it was an eerster but it wuz snot."

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  2. greetings to long island - LOL!

    eye ugrea wif wot eva ya sed!

    and hope to hear again!

    take care

    nick

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  3. So adorable one would have no need of oysters to put lead in the pencil and write all night.


    ALan down in Florida

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  4. Hi Nick,

    Your latest post brought to mind the scene in the Stanley Kubrick film "Spartacus":

    Marcus Licinius Crassus (Sir Laurence Olivier): Do you eat oysters?
    Antoninus (Tony Curtis): When I have them, master.
    Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
    Antoninus: No, master.
    Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
    Antoninus: No, master.
    Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
    Antoninus: Yes, master.
    Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
    Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
    Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

    Ken

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  5. hey ken

    the very reference i had in mind - an anthropologist friend and i were chatting about the underlying meaning of that scene - so when i was doing the post ... !

    take care

    nick

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  6. Hi Nick,

    I knew it. I just knew you had to be referencing the "Spartacus" scene.

    I remember the controversy when the film came out. Was Crassus trying to get in Tony Curtis' pants, or, er, tunic? Wouldn't you? Tony was a hottie back then.

    Anyway, the meaning was underlying in the way that that fat vein on your dick is underlying.

    Keep up the good work.

    Luv'ya

    Ken

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  7. hey ken

    i think the director probably had the gay angle in mind - in fact i think reading it in vitto russo's 'celluloid closet'

    certainly the director had the gay thing in mind in 'ben hur' and knowing charlton heston would not like it, took stephen boyd aside and explained what he wanted

    later heston in a hopless rear garde action denied it was possible:

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/ben-hur-gay-slur-drives-heston-crazy-1338968.html

    great to heard from you again!

    take care

    nick

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  8. hey greg

    and - curiously - the longer you look at him - the cuter he gets!

    now how does he do that! LOL

    CYA

    nick

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  9. hey alan

    maybe the oysters would be the high-energy food that'd keeping you going all night!

    'CYA' soon

    nick

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  10. Wow!!! Who is this guy? He's f***ing gorgeous! Has he appeared in any films?

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  11. hey anon

    haven't seen him round :<

    but when i see a vid, it's be here first after!

    totally hot and cute

    CYA

    nick

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