Alexis - A Total Dick Hardener

Alexis gets me harder and all the rest quicker than just about anyone I've posted on the blog ...

... and does he do anything/everything for you?

What's Not To Look At!

I'm a bit of a bush-trail guy and for me this one is my academy award for 2012.

His dick's not too bad either.

Pretty good all round in fact!

A Story of Three Adorable Little Bears

 This video is so so sweet, I just couldn’t not upload it - my thanks to Stephen M for putting it my way.

It needs no introduction …

… and I hope you have that soft gentle ‘ohhh!’ moment I did.

Hope it’s not just me – having just got a dog, I guess I’m more than usually sensitive to animals.

Blond, Damn Good- Looking, Sizzling Hot - He's Got It All!

If this guy doesn't give you ITT, check for a pulse - cos mine's at about 110 over 190 ... and rising.

I'm obviously having a retro (read 'blond' - him not me!) moment ... and loving it so much my jeans and jocks just fell down by themselves - or so it seemed.

Anyone know who this blond Adonis is?

Cos, like Oliver I want more ... and the movie ... and ... and ... .

Some Deliciously Politically Incorrect Advertising

Politically incorrectness is currently such a mine for laughs - and I must admit I got drawn into these advertisements this morning ... so much so I had to share.

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10

Come to think of it, with a few gender changes, 6 and 10 still work pretty well indeed!

Any of these really stand out for you?

It's Election Time Again - 

You'll Need To Exercise Your 'Civil Rights'

Actually, I've ever heard my John Thomas called this before - though I've never heard it called 'John Thomas' either.

More usually it's 'f*** me with that big (or a selection from the short list of usual alternatives) d***' - but whatever.

I often wonder why it's 'that dick' rather than 'your dick' - any ideas?

But I'm getting distracted from the real business at hand.

Now you know the drill - 10 candidates and three 'vacancies' so to speak, though you may well have exercised your 'civil rights' and 'filled the position' after just one of these hotties! Wink wink.

 1 Black Hoodie Man

  2 Retro Man (who got me off many a time in my school days!)

  3 Big IS Beautiful Man

  4 The Man Who Wants 'Art' in His Shot

  5 Total Erotica Man (scorchin'!!!!!)

 6 Back-To-The-Days-When-Life-Was-Blond Man

 7 Just Tommy Defendi ('Just' - oh yeah!)

 8 Furry-Where-It-Counts Man (well, for me!)

 9 John Wahlberg - In A Word, Perfection

10 Marco

Ok, guy, jocks down and 'render you verdict'!

I vote for 5 followed by 10 ... followed by all the rest. I'd hate to discriminate!

Lola Flores – ‘La Faraona’ (‘The Pharaoh’)

 As a kid I read a novel by Alberto Moravia in which an old prostitute, plying her trade, awaits a next client. She contemplates her body, noting the top half still looks good and the bottom half, which was once a glory, could now only be revealed at the critical moment.

I thought of the novel today as I watched this video of Lola Flores and Celia Cruz performing 'Burundanga' on stage in 1991.

What strikes me gloriously is the proud and almost defiant presentation of sexuality by Lola Flores. It does not look absurd as it is within a certain Spanish cultural context, and within the gypsy tradition she identified with in her Andalusian folkloric singing and film career.

I’d seen Celia Cruz in concert here in Sydney some years back. Towards the end of the event ended, the audience excitedly stormed the stage to dance with abandon round the still singing Queen of Salsa.

Lola Flores however had never passed across my radar … till yesterday. Better late than never as this sixty-eight year old gal can really dance up a serious storm, though her best singing day are long gone.

I hope you find the performance gives you the big exhilarating shot in the arm it did me!