Alexis - A Total Dick Hardener

Alexis gets me harder and all the rest quicker than just about anyone I've posted on the blog ...

... and does he do anything/everything for you?

What's Not To Look At!

I'm a bit of a bush-trail guy and for me this one is my academy award for 2012.

His dick's not too bad either.

Pretty good all round in fact!

A Story of Three Adorable Little Bears

 This video is so so sweet, I just couldn’t not upload it - my thanks to Stephen M for putting it my way.

It needs no introduction …

… and I hope you have that soft gentle ‘ohhh!’ moment I did.

Hope it’s not just me – having just got a dog, I guess I’m more than usually sensitive to animals.

Blond, Damn Good- Looking, Sizzling Hot - He's Got It All!

If this guy doesn't give you ITT, check for a pulse - cos mine's at about 110 over 190 ... and rising.

I'm obviously having a retro (read 'blond' - him not me!) moment ... and loving it so much my jeans and jocks just fell down by themselves - or so it seemed.

Anyone know who this blond Adonis is?

Cos, like Oliver I want more ... and the movie ... and ... and ... .

Some Deliciously Politically Incorrect Advertising

Politically incorrectness is currently such a mine for laughs - and I must admit I got drawn into these advertisements this morning ... so much so I had to share.

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10

Come to think of it, with a few gender changes, 6 and 10 still work pretty well indeed!

Any of these really stand out for you?

It's Election Time Again - 

You'll Need To Exercise Your 'Civil Rights'

Actually, I've ever heard my John Thomas called this before - though I've never heard it called 'John Thomas' either.

More usually it's 'f*** me with that big (or a selection from the short list of usual alternatives) d***' - but whatever.

I often wonder why it's 'that dick' rather than 'your dick' - any ideas?

But I'm getting distracted from the real business at hand.

Now you know the drill - 10 candidates and three 'vacancies' so to speak, though you may well have exercised your 'civil rights' and 'filled the position' after just one of these hotties! Wink wink.

 1 Black Hoodie Man

  2 Retro Man (who got me off many a time in my school days!)

  3 Big IS Beautiful Man

  4 The Man Who Wants 'Art' in His Shot

  5 Total Erotica Man (scorchin'!!!!!)

 6 Back-To-The-Days-When-Life-Was-Blond Man

 7 Just Tommy Defendi ('Just' - oh yeah!)

 8 Furry-Where-It-Counts Man (well, for me!)

 9 John Wahlberg - In A Word, Perfection

10 Marco

Ok, guy, jocks down and 'render you verdict'!

I vote for 5 followed by 10 ... followed by all the rest. I'd hate to discriminate!