Body Parts - Two: The Bush

I was looking at the guy below and was trying to trying to figure out just what the hell it was that made him so hot for me (as though anyone needs to know WHY - ya dick works it out and that's all the matters).




Anyway, it then occurred to me, it was something to do with the bush. Big, dense, dark, ... - a semiotic sign - 'no point looking anywhere else, mate - the action is HERE'.

And here's another hot bush, with a close up, to nail my point:






Now, to be a truely great bush means to stand alone - no competition. So the bloke shouldn't be too hirsute (hairsuit!).

A bit of a snail trail is ok:




But you instinctively know these following bushes don't work. Total failures!








As do mangy bushes, which say 'identity crisis':






Now, at the other end of things, shaving can be hot:





'Mangy Guy' has obviously sorted himself out.

But we all know how fickle queens are - one day we wanna be shaved and then the next, bushy. So the solution is the merkin or public hair wig, which, for only $44.95 the website says, can be an integral part of your wardrobe.




I would recommend a merkin sub-wardrobe: the 'Afro', the 'Blond', the 'Shaped' (heart, square, triangle, even circle!), the 'Crew Cut' (for the beach? ot hot weather?), 'Sculpted' (into personally-meaningful designs - lol) - guys, the possibilities are endless! You just accessorize to the occasion.

Body Parts - One: Balls

As I blog around, I am confronted (thank god for my mental health) by an endless parade of our cocks. Could there be a zillion on Blogger? Does BlogPatrol have a counter for this? I'll keep you up to speed on what I find out.

But it occurred to me that our humble balls just hang around, unrecognized and unsung, getting none of the attention lavished on the 'main' show. This photo was the one that alerted me to this issue:


There is a case that the nuts are far superior organs.

For a start, there are two (not one) of them. Which can lead to the stimulating and semi-intellectual art form of 'Comparing'. Is one bigger? Does one hang lower? But, if the thought of two creeps you out, there is the fab mono-scrotum, the cock version of the Edwardian mono-bosom.



The mono-scrptum is a bit like a bulls balls bag. Compare.



And I must say, I have a certain predilection for the mono-scrotum. The challenge of getting all in ya gob! Woof.

The mono-scrotum has none of that scary lift and separate associated with the 1950's atomic bra.



Balls can be hairy or not! Can the pathetically unidimensional dick say the same? Never seen one. Imagine being on your knees and confronted by something hard and hairy that looks as though it should really be on the other end of the family dog. Well, maybe this is a whole new fetish here. And just thinking this through, there could be a whole new market here - selling fur cock coats, a la merkin (more tomorrow).

Balls have the versatility of being able to be viewed from the front or from the back, where the cock needs the full-frontal, though there is the odd exception.




And in this context, where are you going with it when all the action is inside? What's out there, still giving a good show, but ya nuts?


And finally, balls can be low hangers or 'snugs' (my term for those that hang close to the 'vine'). Or they can vary - close for cumming and other high excitement activities (second pic) and 'down' for normal daily business.



Any ideologically sound folder of crotch shots should have at least a few pic's of the cock hidden, perhaps behind ya hand, and the balls proudly out there, centre stage on their own. A kinda affirmative action.




And some where it's on-balls action:


Anyway, here are a few photos that help redress the disgustingly flagrant discrimination usually shown the humble nut.

Hot Beach Etiquette

'Strange Shades of Grey' posted this side-splitter some time ago - I hope he won't mind me recycling it and re-constructing it gay, as it seems sad for this one to just drift into history:


Brad, a local beach-goer, simply couldn't make out with any of the guys. So he headed over to the lifeguard tower to see if the lifeguard had any advice for him. "Dude, it's obvious," said the lifeguard. "You're wearing those gnarly old swimming trunks that make you look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to get yourself a Speedo—say, two sizes too small—and drop a potato inside it. You'll have all the blokes you can handle." The following weekend, Brad hits the beach with his brand-spanking-new tight Speedo and his potato, and it's not long before he approaches the lifeguard tower once more. "For cryin' out loud," said Brad, "it's worse than before! Everyone on the beach acts disgusted as I walk by—covering their faces, turning away, laughing! What's wrong now?" "Jeez!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!"


And as these photos prove, the bulge does look better in the front. For the guy with the extra hose, it's the whole 'package' that does it for me!

Queer As Folk Prom Clip


A great schmultsy gay screen moment, happily, without the denouement. It's the Prom that Brian and Justin never had. I sometimes pretend I'm a bit more sophisticated but on a gut level this does it for me.

THE Butt

Just stumbled across this oscar-winning, palme d'or snatching, silver bear grabbing butt and thought I had to share it with someone. That is, after I worshipped it for a bit.

Light a candle by lighting ass gas on fire

You too can do this, if you feel the need. What really makes this clip are the two superlative sound effects synchronised with the Marceau-quality facial gestures, and then the guy being sooooo pleased with himself!

Two Hot Guys Kissing

Hot hot kissing - slow and steady and heavy. But at the end of the clip, when the zips are pulled down, you are going crazy to see what happens next.