No Speed Bumps

Body Parts - One: Balls

As I blog around, I am confronted (thank god for my mental health) by an endless parade of our cocks. Could there be a zillion on Blogger? Does BlogPatrol have a counter for this? I'll keep you up to speed on what I find out.

But it occurred to me that our humble balls just hang around, unrecognized and unsung, getting none of the attention lavished on the 'main' show. This photo was the one that alerted me to this issue:


There is a case that the nuts are far superior organs.

For a start, there are two (not one) of them. Which can lead to the stimulating and semi-intellectual art form of 'Comparing'. Is one bigger? Does one hang lower? But, if the thought of two creeps you out, there is the fab mono-scrotum, the cock version of the Edwardian mono-bosom.



The mono-scrptum is a bit like a bulls balls bag. Compare.



And I must say, I have a certain predilection for the mono-scrotum. The challenge of getting all in ya gob! Woof.

The mono-scrotum has none of that scary lift and separate associated with the 1950's atomic bra.



Balls can be hairy or not! Can the pathetically unidimensional dick say the same? Never seen one. Imagine being on your knees and confronted by something hard and hairy that looks as though it should really be on the other end of the family dog. Well, maybe this is a whole new fetish here. And just thinking this through, there could be a whole new market here - selling fur cock coats, a la merkin (more tomorrow).

Balls have the versatility of being able to be viewed from the front or from the back, where the cock needs the full-frontal, though there is the odd exception.




And in this context, where are you going with it when all the action is inside? What's out there, still giving a good show, but ya nuts?


And finally, balls can be low hangers or 'snugs' (my term for those that hang close to the 'vine'). Or they can vary - close for cumming and other high excitement activities (second pic) and 'down' for normal daily business.



Any ideologically sound folder of crotch shots should have at least a few pic's of the cock hidden, perhaps behind ya hand, and the balls proudly out there, centre stage on their own. A kinda affirmative action.




And some where it's on-balls action:


Anyway, here are a few photos that help redress the disgustingly flagrant discrimination usually shown the humble nut.