No Speed Bumps

The Illusive Great Kisser

When I meet a hot guy and after I realize I have a chance with him (and I must say I am irresistable!!), I wonder (as you all do too, admit it!) what his cock is like, if his legs are hairy and muscular, if his butt is likewise, if his armpits are bushy and musky, if his bush is musky and full ... well, you get the idea! Just add ya own fantasies.

But eventually I get round to considering more serious things and usually by beginning to hope he is a great kisser. That he knows what he is about, baisser-wise. Now, YOU know there are a lot of guys out there who look quite normal - well-worn jeans sporting a hot package, nice-fitting tee-shirt with just enough sweat in the armpits to tease you with his aroma, hair not too manicured, standing legs apart, ... in short, a potential (temporary) husband. And so you move, unstudiedly (you imagine), into the pre-root clinch: mouths meet/meat, dicks harden and ... . All is good.



opps, this one LOOKS like kissing but I think it has another name!




So, mouths open, you sense his breath, ... and then it happens. Out of nowhere, a cold dead slug materialises, oozes into your mouth and promptly dies.

There are other versions of this worst of all nighmares. The 'thruster' who just pokes away as though trying to achieve some quite different outcome, though you are never quite sure what that might be. And the 'tip-meister' - who vigorously rams away ... just the full tip of his tongue between ya lips - a sort of hit and run routine. Then there is the 'deeply-confused kisser' - the guy who is unsure if his goes into you or yours goes into him. And finally the guy whose face goes into spasams the moment ya lips meet - and you ask yourself, if it's so painful, mate, why not get down to some other activity - it's not as though there aren't dozens of things you can do to/with that hot bloke.

But, back to kissing, it is such a flexible activity and can be done in conjunction with heaps of other stuff. As well as the missionary position (standing) with a bit of dick-on-dick teasing:




it can be done in an ontop/on-the-bottom position (video):




or in combinations:



and be done from the from behind, with everyone's hands free to whatever (wank, finger-fuck, ... ) and, for at least one cock, to butt frot (one 't' or two?) or, if it gets too worked up, to slip it in and fuck:






And kissing is not just restricted to just one body bit/part. You can go for the neck, the forehead, the cock, ... !











And if you are sick of all the action being inside, you can put some of it out there on show:







And kissing doesn't have to be an end in itself - you know, 'upper persuasion for lower invasion':







And it can be an adjunct to real athletic stuff:






But in the final analysis, I have a secret craving for good old-fasioned pashing (video). Remember the end of 'Cinema Paradiso' when the now famous director is bequeathed a reel of film with all the out-take kisses from censored movies of his youth? There is a gay 'Queer as Folk' version of this, which I'll post next.

So these are for the true romantics out there: