Equine Guy

The phrase 'horse-hung' readily springs to mind looking at our friend here, doesn't it!

A diversion - equine dick is a delicacy in quite a few places ...


... but I think this is a whole other post ... on another site.

Though I must say I've loved roast cricket (tastes like peanut butter) and 'balot' (chick embryo) in the Philippines, grilled snake and sea slug in China, and crocodile in Darwin in Australia. So if you have an urgent need to make some horse dick soup ... you could check out 'beef torpedo'.

I digress. Maybe.

But back to Kelson here anyway - with his preview of cumming attractions ...




Actually, I suspect his dick is edible too - if you have a big enough 'appetite'!




BTW how's your 'appetite' going?


Kelson's cock is just SO very long and sleek and whatever else it is that makes it the thoroughbred race horse of dicks!


A standing ovation ... but surely this is the part we should be playing!




... oh well, if he must ...



... and he does such a damn fine job of it!


Now you'd be wrong if you thought Kelson was a one trick pony (sorry :<) - he has a truly great butt too - it just isn't fair! These cantilevered bubble buns are seen to best advantage by him half-putting on his boxers again ...
... momentarily of course ...





The close-up is almost too much for a sexually active guy to bear ...


And there's more ...








Ok. it's official - I'm emotionally drained - right out!

How bout you?

A Day at the Aquarium - Dugongs and Things

Nice how sitting round can turn into a walk can turn into a day at the aquarium ... depending of course on the direction the wandering takes.


Inside, we looked around a bit - and then realized the blog post potential of the outing. Though these images and the footage do not pretend to be anything other than dead dead ordinary!

I made a bee-line for the dugongs - a kind of ocean-going version of my favorite land-dwelling mammals, the orangutans ('Traveling Round The Philippines - Zambles, Vigan, and 100 Islands').


They are one of four species in the order of Sirenia - with another being the manatee, whom I love equally - or perhaps even more cos of their common name of 'sea cow'.

And cos their closest relos are elephants and hyraxes - somehow this adds to the warm fuzzy feeling.

These herbivores always seem so friendly and gentle and empathetic and cuddly - no mean feat for an aquatic creature! Obviously lots and lots of anthropomorphizing going on here!


From the excessive amount of footage I took, I've put this together ...

... with what I think is just so right as the audio track - the Gregorian Chant 'Kyrie Eleison' - seems to match the slow majestic movements of these lovely creatures.

Then on to the more ordinary denizens of an aquarium ...

... which in fact included the less-than-ordinary weedy sea dragon ...

(Not my photo - Included to give a better idea of how beautiful dragons are)

... and some of its more flora-imitating relatives ...


We then fortuitously meandered into the anemones and sponges department ...




... before we plunged into reef fish ...






The big finale was the bovver boys of the seas - the sharks.


I thought I'd been over-exposed to these guys but up close and personal they still managed to send a chill ... just about everywhere.


This last image has a curious resemblance to mid-nineteenth century naturalistic animal painting ...


... don't you think?

Okay, now for the scary stuff ...

... which I felt needed a counterpoint music track - and so George Michael's 'A Different Corner'. It works so perfectly - just listen to the words with images ... and chuckle! And it wards off the chills - very nicely!

When Life and Dreams Merge

I don't know about you, but I've been pestered by dreams of flying ... for years ... and years.

Usually it goes like this - I run along the ground to gather speed, and then, slowly, spread my arms and take to the air. No flapping seems to be required - I just have to keep the arms out.

And then, after a suitable period, I say to myself 'This is not a dream - I really am flying!'.

At this point, things usually go either of two ways - elation as I continue ever upwards, or dismay as the very words themselves seem to bring me crashing down. No Freudian interpretations, please!

Yesterday I sensed a way out of this life-long dilemma, while watching the video below - all I need to do is get onto the NASA program as an astronaut! I guess anything is possible ... and, as you must have understood by now, my need is great!


For a bit of variation on the flying thing, I could do mid-air hovering - it'd would work for me ...


Other fun extras would be sleeping standing up ... though, come to think of it, this might not be quite as exciting as flying or hovering ...


Where lifting heavy objects with a single finger would be ...


... and would also satisfy any latent superman fantasies.

Water sports could be high on my 'to do' list' ...



Anyway, here's the video that inspired all these ruminations ...

... cool, eh?