The Most Sumptuous Erotic Dick on the Planet - I Think So!

I think there is something about a thick swelling power-packed shaft, a small sculpted pink head and fat bulging over-sized balls that are absolutely compelling. That can cause you to leave your boyfriend of many years at a moment's notice, desert your bosom friends in the direst need ... and make you hate yourself for ever and ever, though it must be said it's a hatred suffered in the most intense and exquisite euphoria.

PS, please excuse the text included in the pic. Strangely enough, you don't seem to notice it after a while - a while being a nanosecond!

Beyond the Bend and Snap

In 'Legally Blond, Elle Woods (Reece Witherspoon), aspiring 'clueless' Yale Law School student, spends an inordinate amount of time teaching her sex-crazed men-hunting friends how to 'bend and snap', the 80% successful push-up-your-tits-as-you-pick-up-something-you-dropped strategy for getting a first date.

Now of course we have evolved way beyond this - to the nonchalantly-executed-suck-and-blow strategy - which has a guaranteed 100% success rate for getting you things much more mind-blowingly significant than a .... date, please!



BTW, the strategy as practised by our cute friend here has got him ... the ultra hot and erotically unchallenged Zach Randall! What more evidence do you need for the efficacy of this technique - as long as it is executed in the approved manner!

Though why he wasted Zach's load on his cheek remains forever an unfathomable mystery - maybe subtle super strategy for getting Zach to pathetically beg for more - beg in fact for anything, however degrading. And Zach does know and embrace degrading!

One Beautiful Guy

Not exactly sure what it is that makes this guy so special.


Great face and shoulders, thick muscular neck, nice bod and legs and feet.

A bit coy and cutesy peeping at his dick like that? But if it's amazing, why wouldn't he!

Actually I think it's the pose - focusing us on his crotch by arching his back up against the wall so your eyes curve sensuously down to it, and by opening and spreading his bent legs. And really zoning us in by 'cupping' his cock with his arms and hands.

Yep, it's definitely the pose!

Postscript

Just found another crotch gazer - it's obviously a genre I was unaware of!

The Erotic Pleasures of a Big Thick Black Bush

There's something about a big thick black bush that's hard to beat in any erogenous zones stakes. I just get totally mesmerized by their (what is it?) erotic intensity!



A couple of close-ups, in case ... you need it cos all the rest of any guy is now quite uninteresting.




Maybe the 'something' I mentioned is the way it teases and tickles and scours ya nose when you've taken all his cock right down ya throat - and you're sniffing away deep in the bush!

Alan Tucek - It's All in the Crack

I had sex with a guy some years back and, while it was pretty good (particularly the sucking and cumming), it was only as he left the room to take a shower that I saw the best bit - nearly missed it!

So while Alan Tucek looks pretty good from the front ...


... it's the back, for me, that's best!





I'm just about to have dinner, no connection!

Mark Twain / Samuel Clemens (1835-1910) and Knowing My Grandfather

Mark Twain (1835-1910) - Humourist, Lecturer, Satirist and Writer

My mother used to tell me that her father never went to the theatre - this was her usual set up for the story we all knew was inevitably coming!

My grandfather was a Rhodes scholar who became physician and lecturer in medicine, leaving the house at 6am and returning after midnight - for his four hours of sleep. So for his grandchildren he was totally remote. He used to visit us perhaps once every few years - in his big big glamorous American limo (the child's perspective), which he changed over each year and was his only concession to worldliness. Though he also allowed himself a month's fishing a year - with his wife ...



... his children being parked with the cook in an old guest house he'd bought in the country ...


I have often wondered over the years about this famous and mysterious person. But I could never manage to bring anything specific about him to mind to work up his personality or his outlook on life. So I suppose I profiled him according to profession and socio-economic class.

Then my mother died a few years back and I was given a series of photographs her father had taken of aboriginals on the way to one of his fishing trips ...





... which seemed out of type - my curiosity was again piqued.

And today I got another an unexpected insight.

I was watching a doco on Mark Twain, author of 'Adventures of Huckleberry Finn' and 'The Adventures of Tom Sawyer'. And realized what an incredibly quirky irreverent self-deprecating iconoclastic funny guy this writer was.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

I have never taken and exercise except sleeping and resting.

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hands and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

I have been through some of some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.

I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way.

And then I remembered the point of my mother's story - that her father had only ever ventured out once to the theatre - to hear Mark Twain on a tour of Australia in 1896.

And I suddenly understood something of my grandfather's character. To venture out, he must have had a strong empathy with the writer. And been in some ways like-minded. So different from the conventional elite guy I'd profiled up - great to have this new and much more exciting construction!

Rolando Sarabia - the Cuban Nijinski

In 2005, Rolando Sarabia 'defected' to the US from Cuba and the Ballet Nacional de Cuba. To become a Principal dancer with Miami City Ballet.




Amazing technique. Love the triple 'tour en l'aire' from a stationary fifth position at the beginning of the second clip!