Beyond the Bend and Snap
In 'Legally Blond, Elle Woods (Reece Witherspoon), aspiring 'clueless' Yale Law School student, spends an inordinate amount of time teaching her sex-crazed men-hunting friends how to 'bend and snap', the 80% successful push-up-your-tits-as-you-pick-up-something-you-dropped strategy for getting a first date.
Now of course we have evolved way beyond this - to the nonchalantly-executed-suck-and-blow strategy - which has a guaranteed 100% success rate for getting you things much more mind-blowingly significant than a .... date, please!
BTW, the strategy as practised by our cute friend here has got him ... the ultra hot and erotically unchallenged Zach Randall! What more evidence do you need for the efficacy of this technique - as long as it is executed in the approved manner!
Though why he wasted Zach's load on his cheek remains forever an unfathomable mystery - maybe subtle super strategy for getting Zach to pathetically beg for more - beg in fact for anything, however degrading. And Zach does know and embrace degrading!
Omigod you guys, it's like, totally, "the ram and jam"!
ReplyDeleteCrikey!
ReplyDeleteIf I was lucky enough to be sucking away at Zach Randall's mighty fine cock, I'd figure out other places where he could unload his juices!
Why the hell couldn't he have waited till he met me before he got married? lol
me too greg - about a thousand places, one after the other. you reckon he's pretending to be 'married'? - my sad way of dealing with not being able to have him, even in fantasy!
ReplyDeletenever heard it called that - like it!
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