Bronze Medal at the Antsy Amateur Porn Olympics
Think this guy has the bronze for the Antsy Amateur Porn Event, bantam weight. Indoor, of course, rather than track and field.
Though I reckon the choreography could've been a little more elaborated and varied. And, in terms of technique, his jerking was altogether on too small a scale - just fiddly and fidgety. The cocky attitude needed more intensity and feeling. And, if I were being really honest, I think he ran out of steam a tad towards the end of the performance - the second 'Suck this cock' came out more as a whimper than a command not to be disobeyed.
But overall this 'athlete' would gain reasonably good marks in the five judgaeble categories:
- Attitude
- Posing
- Blokeyness
- Verbalization of commands
- General grunt
I am positively thrilled to know you aren't over your olympic fixation yet. It certainly makes for good (but I am afraid to say harmless ;-P) fun.
ReplyDeleteOn a personal note? Whoever Marco Vega is, I'm on his side (I wish!).
Take extra care (on account of all perils involved in either seeking spiritual enligthment in foreign *parts*, getting out of your deluxe flat/home and how you know I know you love exotic excursions, but always fear you will suffer from it from some tropical disease or hurt from it through some much envied contact) and when you can?..
Your Dancing Blog (yep I call it Nick's Dancing Pearls... ever so sorry ^^)? Post as often there as you do here. I feel awkward, ignorant and out of my league commenting there ;)
HAH (HugeAntipodeanHugs),
Peter
P.S. typos? you bet. didn't spellcheck this and it's a weird hour to be up here - stop that? I just meant awake ;) -
hey peter
ReplyDeletei think i'm self-designated as the one to fill in the 4-year Olympic void between now and 2012. it's a role i take without too much protest, particularly as i can designate events. like belt twirling - wasn't that last held in Sparta and the third last of the original games!? well, i'm saying that was the way it was.
as far as Marco Vega is concerned i'm on his side ... and his back and his front ... 69, just any ol' side. i've posed more pics in that post. and added a couple of video clips - as you'll maybe have noticed.
thanks for your travel good wishes and cautions - not without sense cos i less than happily crawled back a couple of trips back with bacterial dysentery - one of the really unfun illnesses to pick up O/S. it's not certain when we're off but in the near future - will keep you posted in progress.
i'm a bit dance-addicted and only post slowly cos i fear the loud yawns - but you have given me more courage - so, as Louis XIV said, 'apres moi le deluge' - 'here comes the deluge' - i am translating VERY loosely here ... obviously!!!
as always, big manly hugs - you'll know this cos of the wiry hair will be scouring your chest - raw!!!
'spellcheck' is not only over-rated - it is, in fact, a conspiracy of the small- and feeble-minded. i say resist it at all costs!
be in touch
nick