Thursday, 16 July 2009

Andre Oliveira - The Perfect Blond Alternative


Pretty chilly here today but just past mid-winter and so we're heading on that less-than-too-long journey back to the sun and surf and beach stuff.

First day on Tamarama Beach, I fully expect (or is it want?!) to be accosted and then sexually harassed by Andre ...


... who'll use this low-key but effective and semi-Narcissistic set of seduction strategies - to get me, as opposed to all the other hot hunks on the beach ...



Flushing water all over his burningly hot olive skin is part of his usual routine - works particularly well on me, irresistibly in fact.



Foreplay'll be licking all that salty water off.




Postscript 1

These pics are so big that, when you click on them, Andre practically jumps into your living/bed room, office, library cubicle, church pew ... . Or wherever it is you do porn - so be warned!

Postscript 2

Has anyone ever seen or know of a video featuring him?

26 comments:

  1. When you encounter Andre on the beach, you must take pictures. Very nice.

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  2. hey anon

    and when i get him home and into bed, should i take photos too?

    probably too distracted by other things!

    LOL

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  3. When you encounter Andre on the beach, you must throw caution to the wind and start sucking and licking every part of his body and rely on someone ELSE to take the pictures!! lol

    In that photo shoot, Andre's cock looks to be a bit - ahhh - average. But I have a bunch of pics of Andre on a bed where he's a bit, shall we say, bigger. lol
    Maybe the water was too cold?? lol

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  4. hey greg

    sadly i think most but the very biggest of us (you and me i guess) are 'reduced' by icy sea water

    and i've got so many sets of Andre (embarrassingly large? yes!) that prove his dick is not on the disappointing side

    a particularly hot set on a sandy beach at sunset, if you're interested and don't have that lot

    CYA

    nick

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  5. Sure, send them over. Do you have the set where he's jacking off in bed? I could send that to you if not. Or use that as a post.

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  6. He is one of the hottest men EVER!!!!! I've never seen a video of him but I sure would love to... perhaps of me doing him over and over and over and over and over...

    Kevin

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  7. hey kevin

    you have such great taste in guys - which just happens to be exactly the same as mine - LOL

    take care

    nick

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  8. hey greg

    love to get the bed jacking set - i'll send the sand dune ones after posting this!

    take care

    nick

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  9. He gorgeous, Nick thanks,
    there is a proverb: All kinds chances to queens in cold water.!!!

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  10. Male perfection. Plain and simple.

    Those hairy muscular legs... OMG.

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  11. hey OMG (just a little joke on my part!)

    i was thinking that it only takes a tiny bit of toe nail ..... to be able to clone an andre for all of us!

    now the only issue is ... how to get that and who'll get it

    actually i volunteer

    but will need an assistant/s

    anyone?

    final problem - the address - somewhere in brazil (i think) - no ? calle, Rio de Janeiro ???

    let's get going on this - LOL

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  12. hey mr b

    and isn't it great that our andre can rise (metaphorically speaking) above debilitating cold sea water to still be utterly hot and perfect

    are we off to brazil to find him?

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  13. NOW I know why my (gay) landlord is always taking trips down to Brazil... hmmmm!!!

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  14. hi iain

    so THAT'S the OTHER guy chasing andre all over the country

    see you in rio - there'll be at least 3 (hundred) of us now!

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  15. Sent the jacking on the bed pics of Andre to ya, Nick. Hope ya like them.

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  16. hey greg again

    have u got the removing blue swimmers set? can send if not

    nick

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  17. hey greg

    just this moment checked them out - and more than like them!

    thanks for sending

    did the beach set arrive ok? a ton but it's a case of more is better don't you think!

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  18. Delicously sexy and cute, thanks.

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  19. Just delicious and very juicy.

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  20. hey juicer

    andre looks like someone who knows his own mind but one where the situation wouldn't get out of control - in a good way!

    nick

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  21. hey jackscribe

    yep - every home should have one!

    i've sent off for mine already - wonder if we'd get a group discount! LOL

    nick

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  22. you have more of Andre???? I lost all the ones I had when my hard drive crashed... please send... please please oh please... yep that was me begging!!! Thanks, Nick...

    Kevin

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  23. hey kevin

    i have a gazilion of andre and am happy to send the lot

    i know a couple of kevins and have an email addy for each - could you send your addy and i'll get the pics to you?

    cya

    nick

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  24. Are we going to get the jacking off in bed pics of this cutie? Hope so, might stop me drooling.lol

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  25. hey juicer

    was sent a set by greg - andre's in bed but no sign of JO

    but i've got a beach set - a trillion - too many to post but can email - just email me and i'll reply or send your addy here

    CYA

    nick

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    1. Hi Nick,

      I just spent a couple hours exhaustively trying to track down every image, and the best size/quality of each, using google and google images. Is there any way you can send me anything and everything you have for this guy? I just rediscovered him on a 7 year old hard drive and was able to find your site thanks to google images.

      I ran across the names Ricky/Ricky Ricardo and Fabricio (?) as well for him, but they seem to be dead ends... Interestingly, gay-porn-star.org seems to have several (slightly different) images of him that I can't find anywhere else. Unfortunately, they're in pretty poor quality! I'm hoping the ones you have match those (and then some!)

      I couldn't find your email address listed anywhere, so if you can contact me at oiseaurouge11@hotmail.com I'd greatly appreciate it!

      Thanks!

      Tim

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