The Gentle Art of Body Modification

You know those (hopefully few) times in your life when realize you're much more conservative than you ever imagined.

Body modification can be one of those times ...


... though curiously enough (well, for me) this guy's split tongue seems strangely erotic (!?) - so maybe I'm not as hopelessly mainstream as I imagined.

There are more possibilities here than you might first imagine, like 'clapping' (is that what's going on here?) ...


Of course more body modification means you widen your repertoire. But be warned that loud, prolonged and uncontrollable screaming may result from unsupervised watching of this next video.

If this seems all a bit ho hum or old hat, maybe you might consider some complementary tooth modification ...


But remember, when you're trying to silence someone whose modification has been modified in this way ...


... the expression 'zip it up' takes on a whole new meaning.

Would you believe B. M. is so common place now it's even a Wikopedia item - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tongue_splitting?

Tyler Bachtel - Oiled Up ... And Putting A Bit More Out There

The hottest guy on the planet (aka Tyler Bachtel) is going the way of all sensible hot male models with a (panting) gay following - he's doing it more erotic ...



... and showing more body parts - here in some half decent indecently hot butt shots ...



I think it's initially all in the lips ... and then spreads out from there.

So if I'm ever asked on The Actors Studio:

'If heaven exists, what will you say when you get there?'

I have my answer ready:

'I'm willing to go to the other place - if I just get a couple of hours snogging Tyler Bachtel'

A win-win situation, don't you think!

Granada - Unexpected Dream Destination

View of the Alhambra, Granada from El Albaicin (Old Arab Quarter) - the only photo not taken by me

An ancient Ibero-Celtic settlement, Granada has been successively occupied by the Greeks (in the 5th century BCE), and then the Romans, the Visigoths, the Byzantines, and finally the Moors in the 8th century ACE. With the Arabs being overcome by Ferdinand and Isabella in 1492.

And then we formed part of the tourist invasion of 2003.

There are two totally and seductively attractive parts of the city - the Arab garrison fort of the Alhambra and El Albaicin, the old Arab quarter.

The latter sits on the razor back of a ridge of hills opposite over a ravine from the former ...






I loved the small scale of everything - after living in Madrid for a couple of months.

And the folksiness. Like the stall markets set up for each morning in the streets. With their hand-written signs ...



I don't know about where you live in the world, but here in Australia the counter culture and its denizens are now pretty much extinct - or have been transmuted into New Age counterparts (pun, sorry).

So there was that incredibly desirable pang of nostalgic seeing it all still alive and well in this Spanish city ...



One of the best things to do in Granada (I think) is simply hanging out in the Moorish salóns de té ...



It's surprising how long you can happily do this and just how many coffees you can drink. Let it just be said we were usually vibrating when we finally made our way back into the street!

But of course the big deal here is the Moorish fort of the Alhambra. Which is visible from just about everywhere.


You make your way up along a rather grand leafy pathway ...


... dotted with ancient and ruined buildings, seemingly put there to set the right mood ...


And then there's the imposing entrance - and beyond.







Apart from the Moorish buildings themselves and the later Spanish additions ...




... what was particularly seductive about the Alhambra was the gardens, bursting with the new fragrant life in late spring ...



... and the various views out - over internal courtyards ...


... and the city ...


... and the Sierra Nevada mountains ...


The best finish to an Alhambra day is walking back down to the city at dusk.


I was so over-whelmed by the sensuous beauty of the place that I think I took the worst photographs of the four month trip (or of my life) - a paradox if ever there were!

But I'm still enjoying the nostalgia they excite - maybe, and so sadly, at your expense.

A Post-Cho Dose of Levity

Alan in Florida sent me some mostly more than decent one-liners - so I thought I'd spread the word(s) - well, the best ones - and give them a gay spin:

1. When I was born I was given a choice - a big dick or a big brain. I don't remember which I chose.

2. Impotence is Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.

3. There are two words your boyfriend/partner doesn't want to hear - 'Don't' and 'Stop'. Unless you put them together.

4. There are generally three stages in a gay guy's sex life:

• Tri-weekly
• Try Weekly
• Try weakly
  

5. Virginity has a cure.

6. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand.

7. An Australian kiss is like a French one - but down under. (TRUE! Is there another kind?!)

8. Why do gay guys find it hard to make eye contact? Cos crotches don't have eyes.

The totally unrelated header photo of Chris Russell was obviously just an attempt to get your attention!

In case you were in any doubt, it is not an image of Alan or I - though you might want to disagree?

Johnny Athens - Still Scorching Sizzling Hot (For Me)

Someone put a few more shots of the unspeakably hot Johnny Athens my way - either new or better quality stuff than I'd posted before ... .

Any excuse for a post, I hear you say! So ... your point would be? LOL!

He does big (sort of - I'm not a pedant) ...


... through bigger (?) ...


... to biggest ...


... even in different lighting ...


... with an afternoon close-up to prove my point - and show off his even better ...


And so this is not just a show-(and-tell) situation ...


I'd be this pleased with myself ...


... after a performance as good as that!

Gotta Be One of the Funniest People on the Planet!

What I love about Margaret Cho is that she's really in my world - it's the issues she takes on , the quirky very-on-the-edge sense of humour, the lack of any fained prudery ... .

And that FACE ...


... that would have me paralytic even if she were only reading the phone book ... in a quiet voice ... to herself ... in an elevator!

And that TIMING ... she can do the long long pause that's needed to get the audience quite quiet ... and desperately ready for more. No nasty rushing on and loosing the comic tempo.

Absolutely nothing more needs be said - just 'Heeeeeere's Margaret!'

And don't you just love the feeling of no compromise what-so-ever for a wider and more popular success!

Cole - A New Great J O and Some Hot Hot Bed Humping

Came across an even hotter J O from Cole at the beginning of the long long video I posted from a few days ago - that first J O was from just before the end.


And, at the risk of the blog becoming a broken record, I decided (actually, couldn't help) posting it. Some how I think you won't mind - just a guess!

And there's been a request from Juicer for the bed humping section I mentioned in a Comment on that earlier post.


Of course it didn't ever take even a nanosecond to decide to post this section too!

Hope you enjoy - or at least Cole gets you hard and off!