No Speed Bumps

The Scent of a Man

I was out shopping, and an ordinary Monday of gratuitous spending turned suddenly into something extraordinary. Into a hot and fidgety-making affair. When that particular pungent musky smell drifted into my nostrils.

The odor was as though it came from:


or from:


But, then again, it could have been from pits like these:


Or these:


Whatever, those elusive hairy pits were doing their job! I never saw their owner but have been fantasizing about him ever since!