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Derrick Diamond - The Legs Have It

'Derrick Diamond' is this guy's real actual birth name! Not withstanding the alliteration and the two syllables for each word. And the cunning reference.


And as well as a great square sculptural face and big hot bod, he has a seriously solid hunk of meat between his legs, and those 'bull's balls' I drool for:





And, as a bonus, the open willing hole that sorta suggests he's not a (total) top:


Derrick does, however, have one major fault - some really weird Busby Berkley thing going on with his legs, including some rather unmanly toe pointing stuff:

Now, they are very nice legs. Well, of a type I reckon are real hot. Solid, fleshy and of perfect proportions. With small broad muscular compact feet. Hairier would have been better.

But I'll let Mr Darcy ('Pride and Prejudice' yet again) have the last word. In response to Miss Bingley declaration at a certain moment to have guessed the subject of his reveries, he declares:

‘Your conjecture is totally wrong. My mind was more agreeably engaged. I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of very fine [legs] … can bestow.’

By now you must realise I have a serious Jane Austen problem! I live with it! Can you?