No Speed Bumps

Dex Brown - Performing Domestic Porn

Dex Brown is an unbelievably foxy blond, who, Dorothy-like, can burst into vibrant technicolour after a big black and white opening:

And from then on, there's no damn stopping him. At least round the house. He goes right into action, gracing a table ... :



... or a dresser. Bet YOU can't manage it. Well, in the same erotically-charged way Dex can:




Never imagined you could use bedroom furniture as such an essential prop for big sex seduction. Just shows how fucking limited I must be!

Now if you think Dex's limited to tables and dressers, think again! He does great in-bed work as well:



And as the last leg-lifting and hole-displaying shot promises, he does great arse work too. From stand-up ... :


... to semi-recline (sleeping or awake) ... :



... right through the whole gamut to the full fuck-me-in-comfort recline (with or without the provocative backward glance):



And he does great inviting-open-hole stuff - my tongue is half way up there already, yum:


Now the question is "Is there a limit to what he can do round the house?". Again quoting Mr Bingley in Jane Austen's 'Pride and Prejudice', now slightly abridged:

"It is amazing to me ... how young [blond foxes] can have patience to be so very accomplished, as they all are ... They all paint tables, cover skreens and net purses .. and I know not what." (again Jane Austen's spellings).

I guess from this Kristen Bjorn Productions exposee set, we now know what that 'what' is.

If there is any criticism of our new friend it'd be that he just tries too hard - there's only a finite amount of sultry and sexy and erotic availability you can reasonably pack into a photo. And then it's hard to resist the urge to smirk, even if only a little bit. And say under your breath 'oh, come off it', but very nicely, cos he's so damn hot!

On a final more positive note (and in case you hadn't noticed), Dex has absolutely killer nips:



My teeth are nashing! And other parts are also in a state of high agitation. How bout you? Or are you just yawning loudly and wondering if it might not be more fun to go and read poetry to Great Aunt Nell.