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Tamas Ridgestone - To Die For (Well, Nearly)

We've all heard the word 'shlong' but I've never had the need to use it ... till now. Cos Tamas Ridgestone doesn't have a dick at all, he's got a big fat shlong. Wonder if 'shlong' is short for 'shit it's long'? Bet it is. If not, that's gunna be my story.

Tamas is a tad nautical - like, he does serious boat work. BTW, Iove the way he's all trussed up by his jeans around his ankles. And if you don't collect the third photo, it's only cos you have it already!

Closer in-shore, he seems to wanna get into more serious posing work - again (but quite by chance - no secret semiotic here) the pic to collect is number three:

Posing seems to lead to giving head - and it's gooood work too. Accompanied by expert pre-tea-bagging, and pre-gobbling:



Now, I haven't shown Tamas's butt yet and you might be forgiven for thinking there is a problem in this area. But ... NO NO NO. He even has a mouthwatering hole - I can just imagine wedging my nose into his crack as I go in for the feast:



Artistic the way he looks through the crook made by his arm against his body in the first shot, don't you thing?! LOL

And of course he fucks/gets fucked, in the manner of all decent self-respecting porn studs (ack. Jane Austen):




So Tamas is just a great great all-rounder!