No Speed Bumps

Billy Brandt - Sex God and 'Enfant Terrible'

Now there are a zillion squillion of pics of Billy Brandt out there (all in your puter!) but I’m going to test your patience with a few more, the only justification being they are great as photos, and pretty erotic. Well, for me. And of course, Billy is a seminal and archetypal member the ‘Cute Hairy Blond Guys Club’ – if any other excuse is needed.

As you probably know, Billy is/was (?) the ‘enfant terrible’ of the porn industry. Unreliable and with lots of attitude. Didn’t feel he needed to be otherwise I guess – too beautiful and famous. But Father Time may have had his way with Billy’s good looks, as I haven’t heard anything about him for a while now.

This set has Billy at his apotheosis - displaying that amazing Boucher-like Baroque colouring of creaminess with pink highlights.

This first one presents Billy passively allowing himself to be observed, and adored. As gods do. And old-style American movie stars. To keep the focus on the deity (and to contrastingly spike up his blond colouring), there is a simple charcoal gray tarpaulin as background.

Now with a few ‘arty’ props thrown in, one being his fat juicy hardening dick:

Again, a bit of mild and disguised bondage in the jocks ‘restraint’:

From which, Houdini-like, Billy deftly escapes:

Ever seen ‘The Actor’s Studio’ on TV? Thespians are interviewed mostly about their ‘craft’. And you often get great insights into how they prepare for a role, or create various effects in performance, and so on. The program always ends with a set of questions devised by Bernard Pibeau, mythical theatre person - the answers to these are supposed to be cunningly revealing. Like ‘What profession other than acting would you like to attempt?’ followed by ‘What profession other than acting wouldn’t you like to attempt?’. And ‘What’s your favourite curse word?”. You get the idea. The final question is ‘If heaven exists, what do you think God will say to you at the Pearly Gates?’ – for me it will be ‘Billy Brandt’s waiting face down for you over there’:

Problem would be deciding whether to use my dick or my face first.