Tuesday, 20 October 2009

Accoutrements For The Evolved C21 Gay


I guess we all know how the accoutrement above works. But did you guess it was Blake Riley? If you did, you're more porn addicted than most.

Next one's somewhat of a mystery to me - even to me.

My first thought, as probably was yours, was 'What happened to the rest of the umbrella? And how?'

But if push comes to shove, I guess it's got something to do with your ass - though I'm not quite sure of the logistics of how it might work.


I've seen these around heaps but, for reasons I can't quite fathom, I was never interested in what they were for, though I suspect it's related to the previous item.


A picture is usually worth a thousand words - in next case, however, probably 10 or so would do. And for me, a thought arises 'But why?'


This next one's obviously in the area of 'bigger is better' ...


Are the next two the 'even bigger is better' versions? Ouch! Yes? If 'No' ... well!



And this last has me seriously puzzled. Is it for an S and M situation I've not heard of?


Ok guys, could you please fill in the scarily glaring gaps in my knowledge!
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  1. kev21 October 2009 at 08:30

    I can with the last item, it is a masterbation device. I only know because I saw one used in a film! As for the rest.........I also had the thought "why"!

    Kev
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  2. kev21 October 2009 at 08:33

    Oh, and on closer inspection so are photo 5,6&7...
    Kev
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  3. Greg21 October 2009 at 21:22

    First pic - I'm ASHAMED !!!
    Guess that means I'm not as much of a porn addict as I would imagine I am, because I had no idea that was Blake Riley's ass (or facscimile?)

    2nd and 3rd pic - not entirely sure how that works either, but I guess I could imagine something!

    4th pic - I've seen pics of something like that with the rod (or whatever) already stuck in the piss hole, and I violently shuddered in trepidation!! lol

    5th pic - now you are talking!

    6th and 7th -- HUH ????

    Last pic - HUH ??? lol
    Not helping am I?
    Is that some kind of ring-toss game? lol

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  4. nickwallacesmith21 October 2009 at 22:22

    hey greg

    when u said you were ashamed with the first pic i had 2 thoughts

    1 you had the blake butt and you'd worn it right out (and i was about to say that's something in fact to be proud of)

    2 you had a very inferior model - and were about to go out and get the blake version

    for 2 and 3 i guess you buy and experiment - even failures could be good!

    same reaction to me for 4 (and 5) - as long as it's on my dick!

    i'm pretty adventurous but like u can't see how a whole lot of pleasure can be screwed out of the last one

    maybe someone else will tell us the secret

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  5. nickwallacesmith21 October 2009 at 22:28

    hey kevin

    thanks for the gen on the last one - us accountrement newbies just could seem to get our minds round it

    and yes 'why?' - my hand (of many a hand) seems to do the job just fine to fuckin fantastic on my dick

    u think 5, 6 and 7 are like plastic pussies for straight guys?

    i've seen one like 5 used in a vid
    to give the bigger is better experience

    but being a newbie, what would i know - LOL

    CYA

    nick

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  6. Anonymous23 October 2009 at 17:43

    You would need a damn big toy drawer to hide a whole ass so I don't get that at all. Seems like the novelty would wear thin in minutes. All the silicone sleeves are cheap cousins of a good Fleshlight. The Monkey Spanker is a vibrator for your cock which when lubed well, can use the tight "hole" as one would a tight ass. The Rosebud sound is the winner in this bunch. Comes in sets of sizes and you can go for stretch or simply reach the prostrate from the inside. Think of it like a long slow internal hand job. Plenty of lube and patience can get you a damn fine hands free wad shot if you know what you're doing. By knowing what you're doing you also better understand the idea of sterile tools since any sound can also give you a serious bladder infection or worse if you play dirty. For that matter boys... keep all your toys clean and never share.

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  7. nickwallacesmith23 October 2009 at 18:48

    hey anon

    i'm with you on 1

    thanks for the low-down on the monkey spanker - now i get it - in fact sounds as though i need one

    and the rosebud too, but even more so - the more stimulation the better in my book

    BTW wasn't that what the name of the sleigh in 'citizen kane'?

    good comment bout cleaning and not sharing

    cya, nick

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  8. Anonymous24 October 2009 at 17:46

    Rude-Boy is a uniquely designed dual P Spot stimulator. The easy to use design provides both prostate and perineum massage hands free, leaving you free to play with yourself or your partner.

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  9. nickwallacesmith24 October 2009 at 18:02

    hey anon

    rude-boy must be one of the inventions of the century - all that pleasure and hands free for more pleasure

    ok, i'm officially off to get one - will report back

    so thanks again, really appreciated - not often you get a chance for 'a great leap forward' sexually

    and i'll ask if i have any problems with my technique

    CYA, nick

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