Friday 25 December 2009

A Guy Desperately in Search of ... a Caption


Let's see if all that Xmas good cheer has stimulated and enlarged ... our captioning skills.

A guy in the hand is worth ... ?

As you can see, I'm hopeless at this, so it's over to you ... ?

30 comments:

  1. Not sure if your "guy in the hand is worth...." works here.
    How about "On the road to work, Bob realized he couldn't wait till after work to get wild and jerk off".....


    Naaaah that's not good either. lol

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  2. I have absolutely no idea who this guy is, but he is, quite possibly, the handsomest man I have ever seen in my life. The face. The chest. The legs. The uncut cock. The hair. Every single part of him is perfection. Yet, this is the only picture of him that I have ever seen. Surely a man this stunning has other pictures, a name and a fervent following.

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  3. "Fuck, I don't have my the car keys. What else did I forget?"

    Post Merry Christmas, Nick, and to a better New Year.

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  4. ...more with a bush.

    Or since he seems to be in a vehicle of some kind: "Going my way?" or 'Coming' if we want to be vulgar.

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  5. Now what was it I was supposed to do before I left home?

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  6. hey greg

    yep, it's harder than you'd think to be roll-on-the-floor witty on call

    i'm depending on alan in florida ... ?

    but in the meantime, how bout:

    'a guy's hand in your bush is better than two 'merdes' in your tush'

    ?

    a bit close to the 'bone'?

    LOL, nick

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  7. hey harry

    yep, he manages to be model handsome and slutty at the same moment - no mean feat!

    and why there aren't a trillion pics of him all over the web is one of the great mysteries

    we'll wait for someone to slap a name on him ... and be off googling our heads off

    cya, nick

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  8. hey alan

    we're doing some serious twinning here ... my very first though - but both seemed best!!! tho sequentially perhaps rather than at the same time - unless you have some contortionist skills you haven't told me about

    best, nick

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  9. hey derek

    i seem to have vulgar under control so coming/cumming cums pretty naturally to me - see, i'm doing it again - can't stop - it's a recognised medical condition

    i'd like to re-work yours a bit cos for me 'more of a bush' is better

    cya, nick

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  10. hey doug

    maybe we could spin it slightly '... on top of you for a minute ... or 2 hours'?

    cya, nick

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  11. hey brian

    how bout adding ' ... and my jeans and jocks fell down'?

    cya, nick

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  12. hey jackscribe

    he certainly hasn't lost not his ability to solicit the attention of strangers! i wonder if i should try this 'ability' next time i'm driving out and about and in need of attention?

    and a great post Merry Christmas to you and an excellent New Year!

    nick

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  13. hey chris

    i have such difficulty and there you go and throw off six

    i like four and six best!

    take care, nick

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  14. This guy in my hand will soon be in my mouth.

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  15. LOL harry

    only in your hand?

    take care, nick

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  16. hey jason_m - good to hear from you again - take care, nick

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  17. He could do anything he wanted to me... then I'd beg for more.

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  18. hey bay sailor boy

    that makes two of us!

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  19. Goes by the name of Aaron, no last found yet. Some more pics can be found on gay man in the hight desert's blog. Have seen a couple of others elsewhere, but so far,no firm identity or publishing date.

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  20. hey anon

    thanks for the lead on aaron

    changed pouters recently and no longer have the full name or url of the hight desert's blog - could you possibly send it to me?

    thanks again for your help

    best, nick

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  21. Oh, I've been here but just haven't left comments lately. Love the ethnic clothing etc. All best for the new year!

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  22. Following Anon's lead, more Aaron:
    http://bit.ly/8t6uxS

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  23. hey jason_m

    seem to gather up quite a lot of tribal/ethnic clothing on our travels - it's one nice travel focus - among many

    i have commenting and non-commenting phases too - reckon it's best to do it when the urge comes on

    thanks for the aaron URL - i'm off now and guess another post might result

    have a great new year!

    best, nick

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  24. I seemed to have missed all the captioning fun but have got yo echo Harry's comments - this guy is insanely beautiful.

    Happy New Year

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  25. hey anon

    yep, the guy is so insanely beautiful that captioning stops in its tracks

    will be calling on your captioning skills in another post soon

    till then, best, nick

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  26. hey harry

    thanks for the URL - i'm off collecting now!

    one of the hottest!

    cya, nick

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  27. Nick,

    I would be happy to use my tax refund money to pay him to allow me to be underneath him. He's incredible what else can anyone say?

    Walter

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  28. hey walter

    i think he's like the princess who had a very bad night's sleep cos she felt the pea under her twenty mattresses

    and reckon our guy here wouldn't sleep much at night either ... if you (or i) were under him - wouldn't be allowed to!

    best, nick

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