Wednesday, 16 December 2009

Uber Bottom Totalis


An Uber Bottom Totalis deserves nothing less than a massive uber totalis post ... and of course I was unable to resist this impulse.






Partly it's Jay's thick neck, square jaw, clear clear clear complexion and rosy cheeks ...


... big broad shoulders ...




... and gag-proof dick (a real plus for me) ...





Power-packed furry thighs don't detract at all ...





For some strange reason, at this point I'm reminded of the Munchkins from The Wizard of Oz ...




... and here is Munchkin Land ...




Reckon you can never munchkin too much, though this might be a matter of taste (LOL!) ...



I feel like I'm cumming in for some kind of landing now - not exactly a 747 but pretty jumbo nevertheless - in a good way ...






Seconds, anyone?




I honestly can't fathom how Jake waited so so long ...


... to fuck that uber of uber butts - the money he was being paid I guess!










But he makes up for the delay by doing every (and I mean absolutely every) fucking position ...








... almost to exhaustion ...








... and then beyond ...













Lucky Jay seems to have no desire to flip-flop ...






... and just sticks to what he does best ...












The cumming at the end seems almost an after-thought ...








... as does the second cumming (!) ...









Don't know about you, but I'm exhausted by the enormity of this post - totalis. Obsession has its price! Though before too much flagellation, I guess I should check its excessiveness with a big poster - like Greg ... ?

Sadly, though, not totalised by the enormity of Jay's dick :< - though as I said ... . This is a guard against protest! If you have any energy left, you might like to go to ...
... for the totally free easy-to-download-directly-from-the-site video - nearly 18 minutes of crystal clear hunky n steamy action for A Few Good Men.

Somehow I think the prospect will have a renewing effect!

25 comments:

  1. You made me laugh again (and hard at the same time of course)
    Looks like I ain't the only one to go bonkers when I'm obsessed with a certain stud!

    Great post, Nick!

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  2. hey greg

    jay has that effect on people - i was a rock throughout the posting - part of the reason for being exhausted after i guess!

    and thanks for approving of my obsession - after the 50 image i began to even doubt myself!

    cya, nick

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  3. Possibly my favourite posting Nick! Thanks for the holiday treat!!
    Chris in TO

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  4. my pleasure Chris in TO

    the challenge will be a sequel!

    have a great xmas and new year

    best, nick

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  5. A nearly perfect pair. I never understand how straight boys can get so thoroughly into gay sex and not think that they are at least bisexual if not, in fact, gay.

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  6. hey alan

    aren't they!

    i'm sure absolutely straight guys couldn't manage any kind of gay sex - so you are right!

    chat soon, nick

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  7. I've poked enough straight boys to no longer believe in the phrase.

    That said.....please, Santa, leave either of these beneath my tree this year. I've been very, very, good, and will take very, very good care of both Jay and Jake.

    Merry Christmas Nick!

    Ken

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  8. hey alex from italy

    glad you liked what was probably my magnum opus!

    and great to hear from you - hope to hear again - really appreciate it when people take the time to comment - so thanks again!

    ciao, nick

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  9. Dear Nick,
    I am speachless.
    That has to rank as the sexiest post ever posted!
    Thank you for the download link, it is now my all time favorite "what shall I watch?" video and I will have to put it onto disk so I don't blow my computer up getting it "wet"!
    The only problem I can forsee is how are you going to top that!
    All the very best for 2010, I am off to watch it again, gasp gasp!
    Kev
    Egypt
    X

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  10. hey kev

    yep, i think jay has totally captured the uber bottom market - all previous contenders have been swept away

    he's done another couple of vids (which i've posted on) but they don't quite work as well as this one - but i have the links if you're interested

    to say his next appearance is eagerly anticipated is perhaps the understatement of century!

    and thanks for the good wishes for 2010 - reciprocated of course - hope we both have lots of 'gasp gasp' moments in the new year!

    nick

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  11. hey ken

    what kind of boys? LOL!

    i'd like to get either of these guys into my 'sac' - tho of course my preference is for the uber bottom totalis

    hope you had a great xmas - merry new year!

    cya, nick

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  12. Hi Nick,
    thanks for the offer of the links but I have already found them on that site the link sends you to. I must say that is an amazing site, so many good vids and as you say free, how on earth did you find it! I haven't been off the computer for two days!
    all the best
    Kev
    Egypt

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  13. hey kev

    great you have the links already

    someone told me about the site - so i'm passing it on, in a sense, in thanks

    must confess i've downloaded an embarrassing number of GB - what's youtr count?

    take care, nick

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  14. hey kev

    great you have the links already

    someone told me about the site - so i'm passing it on, in a sense, in thanks

    must confess i've downloaded an embarrassing number of GB - what's youtr count?

    take care, nick

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  15. Hi Nick,
    I thought I was being naughty at 3! Now I wish I had downloaded more as the link has broken, it throws up an error 404! Do you think we over loaded the site?
    Hope it goes back on the airwaves again soon and is only a server error.
    Kev
    Egypt

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  16. Hey Nick:

    I've tried downloading this video twice and the download seems to work, but I cannot get it to play properly on my computer. I can hear the audio OK but the video freezes on one frame. If I move the playback forward, it moves to another point in the video and freezes again. What am I doing wrong? Could it be that this download is intended only for PCs? I have a Mac. I really love the look of this handsome, hairy bottom, and I'm anxious to see him in action!

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  17. hey kev

    gayup.org had some issues with the server they were using but then resolved it - have you tired recently?

    i've downloaded 90 GB already and still going cos they put more up every day - more than the most hormone-charged bloke could ever 'use' but somehow more seems better - is this an addiction - LOL

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  18. hey harry

    i've had that problem before

    were you downloading it from my upload or from gayup.org?

    my uploads were two fold:

    Jay PT A - http://www.easy-share.com/1908158558/Jay PT A.wmv

    Jay PT B - http://www.easy-share.com/1908158624/Jay Part B.wmv

    and the gayup.org url for jay and jake:

    http://www.gayup.org/2009/12/sean-cody-presents-jay-jake.html

    i'm pretty sure it's more general than a PC or Mac issue

    a bit of software i use to reslove the freezing issue is NCH's prism video converter - costs round $20 but when you 'convert a stopping WMV file into WMV again the freezing is no longer an issue

    if you still have difficulties just get in contact again if you like

    best, nick

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  19. After watching this I'm totally knackered.

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  20. hey Paedo

    i can imagine - and just imagine how i felt after putting it together ... after watching the full video .... after (well, you know what)

    take care, nick

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  21. Hi Nick,
    Been away in Luxor for a few days R&R but on my return I checked out the site and it is up and running again, looks like I will have to buy a new external drive!
    All the best,
    Kev
    Egypt

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  22. hey kev

    life is not complete without that external drive for all the things that you harvest in your daily travels!

    not sure what you can get there but i found this great 500GB western digital one - almost holds my 'collection' - LOL

    BTW how was luxor?

    best, nick

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  23. Excellent mega post Nick!!! Jay is absolutely charming and super hot...

    I found some pictures of him before arriving at Sean Cody, I hope to upload them to my blog soon.

    Happy New Year!

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  24. hey oye

    yeah, it was pretty mega - think the biggest i've done

    great you've found some pre-sean cody pics - and look forward to seeing them on your blog

    happy new year!

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  25. hey anon

    one of the best on poro-dom. absolutely

    the reason for the uber mega post!

    should be celebrated on its anniversary each year - the fuck and the post!!!

    cya, nick

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