A man goes into The Bookshop Darlinghurst in Sydney, a gay bookstore, and asks the sales assistant:
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises? I can't remember the title."
The assistant replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
The man said, "That's the one, I'll take a copy."
Everyone knows of course that any or all of these can be ...
... growers!
Sometimes a snack is even better than a full meal....I'm especially taken with the first blond-ish guy. He would make a marvelous addition to any beach house, as long as he ran around like that.
ReplyDeleteI DON'T CARE HOW SMALL NUMBER 3'S DICK IS I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN TURNED ON BY HIS PHOTO'S, HE IS ONE HOT FUCK. LOVE THE HAIRY CHEST.
ReplyDeleteThough I naturally perfer big dicks, I have enjoyed the company of men with small dicks! Dick size is just one idication of overall hotness, and not the whole show. I'd happily pound any of these guys.
ReplyDeletehi paul
ReplyDeleteabsolutely, and wasn't there something about best things and small packages!
i see the first blond in a cane chair on the beach house decking, sipping on a dakari and planning how to best spend a lazy afternoon with me - a no brainer of course!
hey rick
ReplyDelete#3 does it for me super big time too - no gagging - just long long sucking and then some more.
cya
hey anon
ReplyDeletei liked the joke as well - not too obvious
hey anon
ReplyDelete#3 does it for me super big time too - no gagging - just long long sucking and then some more.
cya
hey bob,
ReplyDeleteyep variety is the thing in so many contexts!
I got all flustered after that first guy - what was this post about? lol
ReplyDeleteLOL - right response!
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