Wednesday, 18 April 2012

Hans Klee's Big Surpriser

Hans is one of those cute, sweet-looking and well-mannered blond guys (yep, a retro moment for me) ...



... who you'd never suspect had the most scorchingly hot dick.




... long and think and veiny and succulent ...




 

... and veiny too ...


Seriously, what else could we want!

6 comments:

  1. Well, I'm happy that he finally became suitably attired to apply for the position of gardener. I always think it's so senseless that people muck about in mud and leaves and all while wearing clothing that becomes so soiled. Far better to work as if one were in the Garden of Eden (which, naturally, my garden is, really) and then one can easily jump in the pool and relax and get rid of all the clinging soil, etc. He looks very nicely equipped to fertilize the plants.

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  2. I could not want or desire anything else

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  3. hey juicer

    nor would i - only, like a bottomless coffee, with endless repeats

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  4. hi paul

    i've heard it on good authority (i.e. my wild imagination) that all gardeners will be required by law as of next year ... to do their work stark naked

    with double pay for doing so with a hard on

    so i wonder what the rate will be for a BJ, union-wise?

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  5. hi again paul

    i was in such a hurry i posted my comment half way through - not as the comment was so terrifically good!

    i'm sure there is one of those 'there as a young man from ...' four liners for your situation that would have to include
    'Eden' and 'weedin' - obviously the first two lines - can you supply the rest and i'll try too?

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  6. hi paul

    i think the 'poem' must begin:

    There was a young man from Eden
    Down there in my garden weedin'

    Wonder what the last two lines could be?

    cheers

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