Sunday, 29 April 2012

Just A Big Friendly Blond Bloke


James Huntsman is one those big fleshy muscular blond guys who's just bursting with good health. Added to which he has a great open smile. And seems dead friendly and approachable.

So all up, there'd be none of that debilitating performance anxiety we usually get when we're confronted, across a turned down bed, by the Totally Perfect Man.


Taking a digression, but with a point, I was watching 'A Date with Ted Hamilton' yesterday and the female lead (Natalie Portman) it determined to have six smiles - each to express a different feeling.

Now I discern that James here has five poses - each to express ... well, actually, I think it's the same thing. Does anyone know differently?

The first stand-and-deliver pose goes like this ...




The second has a kinda Karate Kid thing going on, you know, hands on hands off ...



The third I think is a lying down variant of the second ...




The fourth is the pose for back-door delivery - and I'm so loaded and ready to go on this one ...


The fifth and final pose is an on-your-knees variant of the first stand-and-deliver pose - which for me gives a mixed message. I'm just saying!



Of course the question is which pose gets you hardest ... or hard quickest?

I go for five - cos I've always been drawn to a certain degree of semiotic confusion!

9 comments:

  1. Hard to choose between 3, 4 or 5. The nr 5 smile perhaps does it :-)

    David

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  3. How thoughtful of the photographer to put him in a blue room so we can tell he's a boy in case we miss all the other indicators! Personally, given his smile, hair, etc. I would happily forego the Schopenhauer discussions for a long weekend of playing slap and tickle with the etc.

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  4. hi paul

    yes, a semiotically inclined photographer if ever there was - other unselected images had very boy posters on the wall - just in case one missed the colour clue

    i think i would/could forgo any discussion at all ... and settle simply for the slap and tickle right off, superficial creature that i am.

    stranger things have happened than that this Germanic-looking lad would insist on, as a preliminary, that Schopenhauer discussion - and of a certain level before any on the blue sheets action. but i had to play the odds ... .

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  5. hi david

    yes the smile in $5 is a deal maker

    i suspect i'd like to try 1-5 to help me decide, but that's just me being cheap and opportunistic! with multiple samples of #4 - a butt like that deserves nothing less. is sumptuous the right word?

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  6. It is his health, grin and lack of "perfection" that makes him so ... perfect!

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  7. hi bob

    the very thing - another paradox in that imperfect is perfect

    i often wonder if the wildly over-manicured pierre et gilles images are not to a degree satirical, in this way?

    cheers

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  8. Nick:

    I am so glad you are back on the blog. I was missing you terribly!!

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  9. hi anon

    i've very happy to be back - i had a few faux attempts but not it's right and i'm happily posting my head off

    and i've very glad you're still with me - and thanks so much for your kind words

    be in touch then!

    nick

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