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James Pica/Wozniak – the Forgotten ‘Flores de Mayo’

I think James Pica/Wozniak qualifies as another ‘flores de mayo’ – a variety of ‘blondus luscicticus fuckticus slavonikus’. He must have been in the parade – I guess I just missed him. He was probably just behind the Grand Finale float.

James has one those defining qualities of the very hottest blond blokes – the contrasting dark bush and trail. One of the four D’s ('dark bush') of ‘Cute Hairy Blond Guys’! Can’t think at the moment what the other three are – ‘Dick’ must be in there somewhere.

I get the impression James is not a real honest-to-goodness construction worker, whatever the setting suggests. Maybe it’s the beautifully manicured smooth hands. Don't Not that I care too much – do you? Hope not. Though a bit of rough trade is pretty good-great on occasion. Or all the time. Depending on ... well, whatever it is that this depends on!

Always thought James was real cute. Such a sweet smile and delicious honey-coloured skin. Among other fine attributes!