Thursday 29 May 2008

Tamas Miklos, Wands and "Abracadabra Alacazam"!!!

5th-4th century B.C. gold plaque showing a Magus holding the Baresman (Wand)

The Magical Symbols for the Staff and Wand according to Ad. Mss. 10862, Fol. 122v ('Key of Solomon' Book 2)

As everyone knows, wands come in all different shapes and sizes - and then some!

And, so we don't wanna mess up our staffs with our wands, let's be clear:

"The staff should be of elder wood, or cane, or rosewood; and the wand of hazel, willow or yew tree, in all cases the wood being virgin, that is of one year's growth only. They should each be cut from the tree at a single stroke, on the day of Mercury (i.e. Wednesday), at sunrise. The characters shown should be written or engraved thereon in the day and hour of Mercury."
(Key of Solomon, Book 2 Chapter 8)


Willow Wood Wand

Yew Wood Wand

But if you felt the need for something fancier, you would probably be tempted by one of the following:

The Sterling Silver 'Owl' Wand

The Gilt Silver 'Dragon' Wand

The Quartz Crystal Wand

Then again you could go for the Professor Snape wand ('Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets'):


Though, of course, you could probably get by with a plain ol' magic wand - at a pinch:


Now why do you need to know all this, you may well ask? Well, you may WELL ask!

First of all, you need to understand that pitchforks ...



... are also wands - of a special kind, with very special powers!

Let me show you how.

Let's take Tamas Miklos:


If he drops trow, we have this look ...


... but if he firmly takes hold of his magic pitchfork wand ...


... and twirls it a bit (or a lot), and says the magic words 'abracadabra alacazam', then we have:



Not sure how long this 'magic' lasts ... perhaps it depends on how hard you twirl your wand!

Out of no-where, a few gratuitous butt shots ...





... so sue me!!! LOL

10 comments:

  1. I'd love to meet Tamas in back of the barn and teach him some non-agricultural uses of that magic wand.

    Alan down in Florida

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  2. het alan, got a wand (or two) i'd like to poke at him too! to get some magic happening.

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  3. Do you also organise private lessons about "How to use wants"?
    In the affirmative: would you please be so kind and put me on the waiting-list??

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  4. hey anon. i'll have the application forms in the post!

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  5. Absolutely amazing that you can publish such varied, and truly interesting (let alone dickwood inducing) and in good taste material ... so often. You must be a special kind of genius!
    As for the guy in the pics, absolutely beautiful and hot... but maybe lengthwise... not a bit too much of a good thing? Somehow it detracts from the overall balance of an irresistibly desirable male.
    Thanks for your good work!

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  6. hey anon. thanks for the comment - really appreciated! in terms of posts i always find it hard to stop playing and to start picturing! as in life. take care. nick

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  7. ...LoL, by "lenghtwise" I meant not the length of the photo sequence, but the size of Tamas'... bat!

    ..and my comments about your achievements (the word is fully appropriate) are honest and, I feel certain, factual/true; wish you the best.

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  8. hey anon. LOLOL!!! i was bleary-eyed and had just fallen out of bed when i read your post - well, that's my excuse and i'm sticking to it! thanks for the 'resolving' comment! keep in touch. nick

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  9. LOL knew after the 2nd or 3rd magic wand pic you were going to introduce yet another hottie's woody. Although he might not be one of my faves, or at least the top 10, I certainly would never kick him out of my bed, thats for sure!
    He does have a nice ass on him, doesn't he?

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  10. hey greg, yep not rocket science to see where the post was going! LOL. and that arse is pretty damn special - and i found Tamas in general grows on you, sadly not literally - in case i just haven't noticed! cya

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