Friday, 30 May 2008

Zach Randall and Mike Roberts - Great Posing But No Real Action


Zach Randall and Mike Roberts are two of my all-time fav blokes - so it's real great to see them together.

Only problem is there's lots of posing (and I mean lots) - but no connection or any sense of 'real' action (and I mean none). No dick actually gets sucked, or even into a mouth. Let lone down a throat. No tongue makes contact with a hole. Certainly not in and pumping! And no psychological interaction ... curiously this can make up (sometimes) for a lack of real action.

It looks as though these are simply models, posing for an ancient Greek sculptor, like Pheidias (or Phidias). Cos there's something quite 'classical' about these staged images, like in this metope from the Parthenon. All beautifully balanced. And artistically self-conscious.

Phidias - Lapith and Centaur, Metope from the Parthenon, C4 BC , Athens, Greece

So Zach and Mike probably need to work with Lee Strasburg and immerse themselves in Stanislavski's 'Method'. Cos up to this point, it's all unconvincing stuff with these two blokes - they need to be more 'present' and more 'in the moment'!

So in this set all we get is pseudo romance and kissing:





And pseudo dick-to-dick stuff ...





... and dick-to-crack stuff.




Then some pseudo sucking:







Followed by some pseudo rimming:





And finally the pseudo fucking:







But maybe 'pseudo' is enough with these two sizzling hotties!

What do you reckon?

13 comments:

  1. They're a bit too pseudo and and a bit too pretty for my tastes.

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  2. All is redeemed by arousal.

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  3. hey craigf - they are a lot p***** - but at least Zach can be raunchy and absolutely no holes barred - don't know about Mike - but think he's bi so no gay raunch i guess! nick

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  4. I've "heard" Mike Roberts is straight and one of them-thar gay-for-pay fellas. He IS hot, no doubt about it, but doesn't hold a candle to Zack Randall! Heck, not many do in my opinion!
    I've noticed that the "2" layouts are just what you are complaining about, just a lot of "pseudo" sucking and fucking. Damn shame. Still, that photo shoot was super-hot!

    Thanks for the pics, Nick.

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  5. Hi Nick!
    I luv pix with nice dix in contact!!
    HOT!!

    1kiss on yrs!!

    gj

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  6. If Mike is bi it sure shows here - not once during the process, even while supposedly topping does he show anything better than a minor piss hard on. Too bad he didn't just take a leak instead of pretending to have sex. Zack, in case you didn't know, is a real golden showers guy - very often found on Boys Pissing drinking his own and others' urine.

    Or is Mike just so big that any more blood going to his cock would make him pass out?

    Alan down in Florida

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  7. hey gay jerker. the dick-to-dick pics are the best - the fucking ones - curiously - are the worst here, well, maybe this going too far! nick

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  8. hey greg. exactly my view - great shoot/pics - but absolutely no touching (dick actually in mouth, tongue actually on arse hole, dick actually on hole, etc) - see lots of straight porn with mike really fucking, really doing cunning-whatever-its-called. seems pretty good evidence for being gay for pay. and he speaks like the original straight bloke. oh well, still hot to look at. cya

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  9. exactly alan - a pathetic attempt at a hard-on! as someone said, just gay-for-pay. if i don't know it's okay but when it's thrown in my face (so to speak!) i hate the fakery. take care. nick

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  10. hey anon - arousal can redeem (almost) anything! take care. nick

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  11. Hey Nick, I've seen some of these pics of Zack and Mike before and others are new (to me anyway). Really hot stuff and a turn-on. Thanks for posting them. Looking forward to more! - Volker

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  12. What is the Link for this movie!!

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  13. hey anon. not sure what the link is. only found this one googling - lots of fucking but ultimately a bit dull- http://malewatersports.ning.com/video/video/show?id=2007394%3AVideo%3A12442

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