No Speed Bumps

Zach Randall and Mike Roberts - Great Posing But No Real Action

Zach Randall and Mike Roberts are two of my all-time fav blokes - so it's real great to see them together.

Only problem is there's lots of posing (and I mean lots) - but no connection or any sense of 'real' action (and I mean none). No dick actually gets sucked, or even into a mouth. Let lone down a throat. No tongue makes contact with a hole. Certainly not in and pumping! And no psychological interaction ... curiously this can make up (sometimes) for a lack of real action.

It looks as though these are simply models, posing for an ancient Greek sculptor, like Pheidias (or Phidias). Cos there's something quite 'classical' about these staged images, like in this metope from the Parthenon. All beautifully balanced. And artistically self-conscious.

Phidias - Lapith and Centaur, Metope from the Parthenon, C4 BC , Athens, Greece

So Zach and Mike probably need to work with Lee Strasburg and immerse themselves in Stanislavski's 'Method'. Cos up to this point, it's all unconvincing stuff with these two blokes - they need to be more 'present' and more 'in the moment'!

So in this set all we get is pseudo romance and kissing:





And pseudo dick-to-dick stuff ...





... and dick-to-crack stuff.




Then some pseudo sucking:







Followed by some pseudo rimming:





And finally the pseudo fucking:







But maybe 'pseudo' is enough with these two sizzling hotties!

What do you reckon?