No Speed Bumps

A Part of Our Bods that Dare Not Be Directly Considered

I've been poised on the edge of doing his post for some time.

It focusses on a part of our bods (or more accurately of his bod) that we all are totally totally obsessed with. But that we have extraordinary reservations considering directly. Now guys, don't pretend this reserve is just mine!

After all, where are you most crazy to put ya cock? Not between his toes. Or in his ear. Or up his nose. Maybe in his mouth. But the jackpot answer is of course IN HIS BUTT HOLE. Cos it fits so fucking well. Proof = photo below. I reckon the hole was made for cocks and, only as an after-thought, for shitting.

Remember the first time you had the itch to go down on and eat one? Scary but hard to resist. Which happily leads on to the next question: Do you like it to taste soapy/just washed or have a musky man smell?

Now if this is all a bit much, it's really ok to go onto the next blog you usually check out. ........

So if you are still here, let's go over some of the dimensions of this fabulous organ (if an orifice can be an organ). It has such amazing variety.

It can be hairy or 'brazilian'


Wrinkled or smooth:


Some actually hang (inviting) open (though this can be an acquired taste):

Some people get this effect with a bit of assistance:

Some hide modestly deep in their cracks, while others are proudly and shockingly out there:


There are those that look pretty (is this an oximoron?) and those that look 'filthy' (but magnetically hot/irristable/fuck-me-now):


To finish, a few other assorted hot holes, along with their guys:






So guys, have courage - embrace the hole, don't be ashamed of it. After all, it's the gateway to paradise!