Ivan's Questionable Career Choice
Talking of career choices, I've heard Ivan has decided, after reading a bit of Jane Austen, to do an advanced diploma in embroidering table clothes and netting screens.
To be fair to him, he did take a turn at porn modeling. But found he was a bit one dimensional!
You know - get hard, turn left, turn right, touch ya dick.
Keep hard and lean against a chair.
Still remaining hard, sit down, turn front-ways and broaden the smile a little, and take your hand away from ya dick.
Lie down, hard as ever, and flash an armpit.
Brace a pose for the crotch close-up.
And - finally - legs up and apart for the furry crack flash.
But now I think about it, doesn't every other porn star do the same damn thing else!
And I remember this is not far off Meryl Streep's forty something direction changes in one scene in that film where she was playing president!
I think he's got a great body and that close up of his cock set my saliva glands off.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of career choices, I wonder if you've seen this:
http://www.thesword.com/2008/09/subway-fires-gay-porn-star-for-meat-handling-past.html
Alan down in Florida
Honestly? I think he's just the type for succeeding at embroidery and such. Much as I think Meryl Streep's recent foray into full camp territoty is a good comparison...analogy...whatever. Only I bet She (and Julie Walters, I adore her!) is (are) much better at travesty than he is at (sowing? making? knitting? assembleying?) netting screens.
ReplyDeleteStill.. ever so grateful for the daily big (does this qualify as HUGE?) cock and invitingly furry hole ;) Many of us depend on that. Yes, even on weekends ^^
yep pete - he seems one hot 'embroiderer' to me - can embroider' me any time! LOL bout meryl streep! just hope he doesn't attempt any acting and meryl doesn't try any gay porn work, dildo an' all!!! i am obviously encouraging dependency in addicts of dick and furry butts - should probably be jailed for this! but i'm addicted to posting it - so what can i do?! look for tomorrow's bloke! take care. nick
ReplyDeletehey alan. thanks for the link - must admit i went straight for the 'Kurt Wild' link! and hate that kind of discrimination - if he'd been a straight porn star it would have been different - a bit of wink wink and no demands for sacking. what do you think? it's hard to judge at this distance and in a different cultural context.
ReplyDeleteI think he should stay doing what he is doing, but remember he may need another line of work if this does nt span out well. (LOL)
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like the older he gets the less it works out - sadly the case for all of us! a matter of don't quit your day job ... !
ReplyDeleteWhatever career that stud decides to take, may I find myself being a co-worker of his!! Yet another hunk I'd love to get down on my knees to!
ReplyDeleteI had a few pics of him too, but only know his name as Ivan as well.... ??
hey greg. same position as you bout not knowing ivan's other name - but if i find out i'll be in touch - immediately if not sooner. reckon i'd rather be his boss than his co-worker - only to be able to order him to stand in front of me ... on my knees - or to get into bed for some 69 - or ... i'm not fussed about position!
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