Tyler Bachtel - Hottest Man on the Planet (?)
Now this is a tough one!
Of all the images below of the hottest man on the planet (Tyler Bachtel, of course), can you guess which one is not absolutely and completely real?
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An even tougher question.
Which bit of that photograph is not real?
You may need to study the image for some time - perhaps using a magnifying glass ... with your jocks down ... and some lube on ya dick!
Guess I gotta go with that last pic as not being real, Nick. I think Tyler is strictly a g-rated model.
ReplyDeleteThough of course I'm hoping I'm wrong!! lol
BTW, Tyler is hot, no doubt. But what about Derrick Davenport as hottest guy? Or Marco Blaze? Or Pavel Novotny? Michael Brandon? Colby Taylor? .... I think you can tell I could go on and on and on ...... and on ..... and on .... lol
very HOT Man.
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Having seen this Ohio boy in a promo vid I can tell you that that head doesn't belong on that body.
ReplyDeleteAlan down in Florida
I think the unreal image is the one where he's standing by the stairway. His chest looks different from the way it does in every other picture, as if it's been airbrushed, but I don't know why. Or maybe it just has too much light on it.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the next to last, where he's leaning back in that come-get-me pose, with his leg up!
Btw, no trouble at all today loading the page or the comments box. Worked like a dream, and in seconds, unlike last time. And yet, I believe California and Australia are always the same distance away from each other! : ) The Internet is very strange.
sizzling ray sizzling!
ReplyDeletehey alan, this was what i was trying to uncover! so it's just the head that's tyler - had the feeling it might have been a dick stick-on. cos his bod is ripped enough as it is. do you remember what the promo was about? could google it maybe. nick
ReplyDeletehey keith. curiously the one in the stairwell is one i snagged myself from his promo video - the footage i included in my last post on tyler - have a look at it - i copied that particular image from the film cos it shows his hot tufty pits. and i'm with you - the dick pic MUST (in my fantasy of porn) be real!!! so which one is going to be fake! LOL
ReplyDeletePS keith.
ReplyDeletei think the strange quality of the stairwell pic is in part due to being snagged from a video.
and the next to last pic is my fav too - think it's the way he arches his back back - hot/ legs up are one stage away from ... earrings!
yeah, sometimes my puter just gets ansy - and then sorts itself - good yours is ok now. it's having a temper tantrum?! ablbert einstein is some thing to say about the relativity of time and space - maybe the distance thing (australia-california and california-australia) is related to that - LOL
hey greg. you could be right bout the last pic! and yeah he is (:<) strictly for general consumption. but like you i'm gunna wait (in a state of desperation probably!) for his career change of direction - into hard core porn - hear it's going to be next week - in my fantasy view of life and reality!!!!
ReplyDeletehe is my hottest man on the planet --- for today! i'm pretty unfaithful in this!!! and i agree THE list is endless!
Last one is definitely photosh..something something altered. Heavily. He ain't got that cock, them pubes or those abs.
ReplyDeleteby the by...(not that it matters much)... is he a natural brunette previously blond henceforth here or the other way around. Not a folicle(should the 'l' be doubled?) in these pics is fooling anyone
hey pete. i think he tinkers with the bleach bottle - goodness knows which way he's gone. it's the model phenomenon - all mirrors and illusions - in life, tyler's probably a 6 year old tongan school girl who pole vaults in her spare time!
ReplyDelete10 out out of 10 - particularly the bit about the bod being tyler's - his bod is pretty ripped - so no reason to imagine it's not real. and it matches as you say. tyler emails regularly complaining that his dick is not as hot as the fake one and i tell him 'fuck off - when you are so hot you can't complain of minor flaws. or go to the Dick Doctor (if you can afford it) and see what he can do!' he usually calms down then and goes on to chat about other non-sex-related stuff.
ReplyDeletemust say guys that the 'add-on' is pretty good, or certainly no where as awkwardly attached as some. tyler DOES have a totally ripped bod - as the new photo i've added to the post from his last Calvin Klein ad campaign shows. the bod is definitely genuine. i'm left wondering what the REAL tyler bachtel dick looks like!
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