Friday, 21 August 2009

The New Braille


The chart above is obviously the old standard Braille system, each letter 'read' in the pattern of raised bumps with the finger tips.

Now in the new braille system - Bedroom Braille - I have to tell you there are in fact two ways of 'reading' - either with the tongue OR with the finger tips ...


... and apparently it depends from individual to individual which method is preferred.

But of course you know all this!

And are very literate to boot.

And so from your vast and fluent textual experience, I'm going to ask you to 'read' the following two 'passages' ...



OK, so what's the 'text' saying?

6 comments:

  1. Is this the way back to the womb?

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  2. hey alan

    a correct interpretation for certain - for those wanting re-birth, or half of it!

    chat soon

    nick

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  3. "Say, ahhhhhh." :o)

    Nick, no doubt about it...you're an ass man BIG time.

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  4. hey jack

    i try to be a closet ass man but as you can see i can't keep it hidden - for more than 10 seconds

    your 'reading' of the 'text' seems spot on - and i suspect these words will be followed by 'open wider'

    CYA

    nick

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  5. I think it says something like "insert much larger objects here"...
    Guess I would have to feel that area myself to be sure though.

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  6. hey greg

    that works!

    and you are right, you'd need to do an individual 'reading' just to make sure it was saying that

    maybe in his dialect he's saying 'this the the second place to insert your larger object'?

    LOL

    CYA

    nick

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