Sunday 8 April 2007

Andy Honda's Fabulous Full Fleshy Assets


There are all kinds of nuts out there - some to be embraced, others that just make you yawn out loud, and then those to be avoided at all costs:




In the first category, by far the most desirable I've seen for quite some time (a fucking long time!) are nicely attached to Andy Honda.

And Andy knows just how to make the most of his fabulous assets.

He does an amazing sneak preview:


Followed by a mouth-watering tease:


An unparalleled long distance 'full monty':


A heart-stopping mid distance 'full monty':


And as a finale a close-up 'full monty' that can make even grown men pass out:


Question is 'Could I get both in my gob at once?' Not sure of the answer. Might have to consult the owner bout this! And if the answer is in the negative, I might still have to try, like Cinderella's sister. After all, it's just in the practice, isn't it? Surely, all you need is the balls equivalent of a pair of these:


And if you don't happen to have any just lying round the house, a nuts version of the Cinderella Slipper pattern would be the way to go:


Or if you don't think your handy-craft skills are up to it, you could just go out and buy one of these - in a good quality latex, of course:


So good luck at the ball(s) guys!

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