Wednesday 18 April 2007

Brad Jarek - No Stunt Doubles Needed Between the Shoulders and the Knees

Brad Jarek is not one of the absolutely most handsome guys around. In fact, he's only ab fab between the shoulders and the knees. And consequently is often beheaded in photos:



It must be said that he is the perfect example of a certain solid hunky type - fleshy, muscular and voluptuous.

Now Brad does have a face, of course, and it's pretty damn decent, either in the awake mode:



or the asleep mode:



So when he starts getting those big Oscar-potential roles, he may go for a bit of plastic surgery on the dial.

But he certainly won't need a stunt bottom:



or a stunt cock:




or a stunt trail and bush (it IS perfection - so dense and thick and dark):


or, rarest of all stand-ins, a stunt armpit:


I've noticed Brad does get a fair amount of partial (i.e. cranial) decapitation:





Which is in fact a thinning issue.


Curiously, Brad is reputed to be one of the really bad boys of the porn industry - though not sure why. Anyone know anything?

5 comments:

  1. I beg to differ - he's got a very nice, masculine look. Definitely an attractive face.

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  2. mmmm not my usual type of guy but pheewwwwwww

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  3. Very sexy.Cock that is just right. Wonderful untouched bush which I prefer and eye brows so fine too. Yeah Bad to the bone!

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  4. he's hot from top to bottom with this bushy armpits and pubes. I'd like to have him all..

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  5. A very very nice specimen. Well balanced, and yeah - better watch out for that bad look! BTW Mr. Blogger I love your taste.

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