No Speed Bumps

The Frustration of Mismatches

You know when you settle down (well, in a manner of speaking) to experience one of your favourite guys in his latest and hopefully sizzling 'art house' production ... but you don't get the other guy at all, at all. And your guy's making all the right moves and working the bed/floor/whatever within an inch of its life ... and the other one (for reasons beyond all understanding) is doing a series of imitations of dead fish.

Quite naturally and just before I change DVDs, my mind usually wanders in the direction of better pairings - at this point of course imagination is the only possible limiting factor.

The start for an episode for this kind of correction fantasising for me today was Zach Randall - cute how I've managed to work him as a response to request comments and emails following 'The Dream' post, yes?!

And in case you're pretending the name doesn't ring a 'bell', here's a selection of shots, past and present - starting with some rather model-town studio images ...




... through the same, a few years on ...


... to a bit of dirtying it up (actually, he does this bit way big!) ...


... and back to squeaky clean ...


Some time travelling, back to a quieter more leisurely age ...


Not sure bout the goatee ...


... but more than certain about the buns ...


... and the front end ...


I almost forgot to remind you how very well Zach pleasures himself ...




Actually, maybe he doesn't need anyone else to be there at all!

And finally a shot just to show he does 'casual guy on street' pretty well too ...


I guess you'd say a great all-rounder!

Now the big question!

I reckon I'd have him getting in on with blond Josh here, well, for starters.

No words needed guys, the pictures do it all ...

















Nothing much's happening in the Cain department for me - and I can more than imagine Zach a whole heap better and best!

Ok, your turn - bet your mind's running more than wild!

How bout no-one he's done it with before?