No Speed Bumps

Dillon - For Size Queens! (Me?)

Look guys, I'm no knee-jerk size queen - but every now and then quantity seems to thrust itself on my consciousness - and matter, heaps:





The small head is a bonus - easy entry. And then the long long fat shaft to make you suck in your breath. Which you then let out slowly, groaning proudly ... you did manage those 10+ inches. Could it really be the magic and elusive double digit dick? The blue lobster of porn!

And if you wanna change of pace, those big fleshy balls:


For tea-bagging. But get real guys, you'd only be able to manage one at a time! Remember what your mother said 'your eyes are bigger than your stomach, dear'.

Or for quiet contemplation ... whatever!!! Just let your fertile-febrile imagination rip - you will definitely be inspired by organs like these!!!

Even Dillon can't keep his hands off that dick! Though maybe, like a good window-dresser, he's just properly presenting the merchandise for the public:







And I hate him for having all that easy self-access! So damned selfish. And anti-social.

In case you were wondering, the back is as good as the front:



All that big full bursting flesh.

And you realise (of course) that the smile means 'I really do wanna have deeply meaningful but very hot sex with ALL of you ... really! You are lovely lovely people, and have such good and pure hearts. I admire your integrity and sincerity, and know you like and want me for all the right reasons. So please leave your email addy with Nick and he'll hook us up.'

Mmmm ... . I'd better take a couple of my mad pills. Those double strength ones, the more I think about it. I feel quite a troubled night coming on!!!