No Speed Bumps

The Moussaieff Red Diamond and Bira (The Rare Blond Fox)

The triangular Moussaieff Red Diamond (5.11 carats) was found in the mid 1990's by a Brazilian farmer. It was purchased and then cut by the William Goldberg Diamond Corporation. The diamond, in its present form, is the largest fancy cut red diamond in the world:


Bira is equally rare. He is the fabulously cute blond who is ALSO a totally hot fox:


As everyone knows, there are the four C's of diamonds: carats, colour, clarity and cut.

In terms of colour, I think Bira would be graded as a 'golden tan':



For carats, he must come in at around 70kgs - that is at least 10 red carats:




For cut, yes he is and a very nice job it was too:



Digressing for a moment, as we all know, a fabulous front view can often be accompanied by a reciprocally dissappointing rear: a droppy dropping butt, a telltale crease between the buns and the upper thighs - the litany of possible imperfections is endless.

But with Bira, back perfectly matches front - all wondefully full and perky, with not the slightest sign of sag or crease:


I like how the flounces of the awning mirror the colour and curves of Bira's arse!

He even does 'wet look' well - though maybe there is the slightest thinning issue (?):


I reckon this could be the one blemish that highlights Bira's perfection!

And this leads to the final 'C', clarity. Bira is 'almost flawless' (thanks Rodney!).