Monday 21 January 2008

If You Wear Your Ankles as Earrings ...

If you wear your ankles as earrings, you do great hole work and, at the same time, achieve some pretty damn good face work. Hard to manage this with common or garden variety doggie work.

Compare the following shots of Brodie.



In the first photo, Brodie's face is relaxed and his hands are free to do all sorts of other provocative things. In the second, his face is partially obscured and contorted and his hands need to do mundane un-sexy support stuff.

As a bonus, ankle-earring yoga gives just the right degree of crack separation to fully present the hole. Not just a sneak peek-a-boo kind of preview, but a full-blooded in-your-face equivalent of the 'big bang'.

Of course you might need a bit more flexibility than you currently have for the ankle-earring thing. But this is not something that can't be achieved in a couple of months at a gym, five times a week, two hours a visit. Remember - the gains will be great, both aesthetically and sexually.

3 comments:

  1. Can't be achieved? I'll prove you wrong, mate. Perhaps not in person(me Down Under? I wish!), but - hey, it's about time I upgraded my profile pics on... never you mind.

    Anyways, mostly wanted to say: Thank You So Much for this post ;-P

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  2. i think i was projecting and obviously under-estimating ... the rest of the guys ... in the known universe! see ya. down under?

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  3. Never saw that guy until a couple of months ago, now I can't help but feel the NEED to see more of him! Whoever his mate is, sure is one lucky S.O.B.

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