A Curious Proposition
Hey guys, I've just been offered a most curious proposition.
It concerns my next time round on this planet.
I've been told I can come back in the body of one of the three following blokes - strangely what they think of giving up their bodies for me hasn't been canvassed ...
Now, as you'll know by now, I'm seriously butt-focussed kinda man, so number three was my immediate first choice ... but I thought I'd better check with some real authorities on male super flesh before making my final decision ...that's where you come in.
What's your considered opinion?
#3 -- no contest.
ReplyDeletehi bob
Deleteso my first instinct was right - a juicy muscular bod and a greek face ... i'm in for the duration!
and thanks for the confirmation
cheers
You would do fine by all three but I think # 2 should be your choice.
ReplyDeletehey anon
Deletei've just had a sudden conversion - after your comment!
#2 is absolute erotic Latin perfection - a bit refined and also hot as!
thanks for helping me plan my next life!
I am so confused. Last I knew you were coming back as a blond, a la young Carey Elwes or (if you decided on the more dramatic look) Helmut Berger. But now you're coming back as a blond, perhaps Latin / Greek look. If this keeps up, I'm not going to know how to recognize you next lifetime!
ReplyDeleteWe might be sitting next to each other in a bar, or sunning ourselves on a nude beach and I wouldn't know it was you! Though I suppose I could go through the next life checking out all attractive, hung men in search of you....but, will you know you're you?
Hi Paul
ReplyDeleteThe confusion is probably a multiple personality thing on my part – which I’m actually quite pleased about. Who would want be the same ol’ perfect Latin when you can also be Mr Beautiful Blond Universe. Or Scott Speedman as well in his ‘Underworld’ period – now we’re talking! I'd of course settle for being all the fellows above.
In the next life, when we are in that bar, I’ll be recognizable … as the guy at the next table who’s popping handfuls of pills to maintain the illusion he is other that his older but wonderfully preserved self.
But then I’ll be approached by a bevy (haven’t used that word in a while) of totally gorgeous guys, and I’ll wonder if the illusion were (don’t use the subjunctive mood very often either) not in fact a delicious reality. I’m a sharer as I’ve always maintained so half the bevy will be yours.
hey anon
ReplyDeleteyes, i'm with you with #2 - totally erotic in a kind of deliciously withdrawn way
wish he hadn't covered his dick :<<<<<