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THE Most Perfect Dick!

'Eric' Someone here is the proud possessor of the hottest hottest dick. I'm going into Mrs Candy mode! Okay ... .

Well, it's suckability factor is way off the scale. Hardly needs to be said, guys! And if sucking turns to fucking ... . Better and better.

Perfect length. And shape - just that bit bigger at the end - gold medal winning. Right to shaft proportions. Thick and covered with a dense network of small pulsating veins. Big enough to be a challenge but not to threaten gagging. And the creamy colour with pinky highlights - yum yum. Yum!

And the balls - big and fleshy. And big enough to be only able to suck one at a time - the way I like it. And getting tight up to the base of the cock and slightly pinker - is he about to explode? And pump loads of cum down ya throat.


Now I know what I want for Christmas!


And it wouldn't need to be wrapped and placed in the sack at the end of my bed. Just hardened and shoved down my throat. And everywhere else.